These things are never easy so where should I start.....
Well, I'm pretty darn cool. I'm a listener and want to hear what you have to say. I want to hear that nasty joke that makes you blush.
I like to pay attention. Life is full of variety and nuiance that's just waiting to be observed.
You're gonna have a blast with me!
Real conversations are sooooooooooooooo much better!
You want to meet me because:
1. My personality is more attractive than my picture
2. Pictures cannot show generosity and kindness
3. I've been called a lot of things, never boring
4. I'll make you feel special when you're with me
5. I'm smart. Both "school" smart and "prisoner" smart
What are you waiting for? (wink, wink)