When I write about myself on a dating site, it makes me feel like a used car or some piece of furniture that one is trying to sell on Craig's list.
So instead I'll tell you a silly joke! What did the green grape say to the purple grape??? Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
Haha! See, told you it was silly!
So, don't just stare at your smartphone and pass up the opportunity to meet me!
Hit "Send Massage". Oops I meant Message. But if you send me a massage, you will be making me one very happy lady and perhaps you a lucky guy!