huukdonfoniks: I like Bok Choy
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Bridgewater, New Jersey
50 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
huukdonfoniks is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Self Employed

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years
Pets Dog  

About Me
Me: Not a metrosexual. I won't get my nails done with you or cry while watching a Lifetime movie. I will cut down a tree for you, fix your sink or empty your mouse trap. If you are looking for a girly-man you can dominate and hen-peck, I'm not for you. That doesn't mean I won't be attentive to your needs, however. There is a vast gap between a girly-man and a cave-man. I'm in the middle!

I'm a successful, intelligent, well-read, confident business owner looking for a FUN, SMART and SEXY woman. Now that is out of the way, on to the good stuff.

Disclaimer: If you don't "get" this profile, you won't understand me as a person. Please don't bother to send me an email about how I'm "making a mockery" of this dating medium or my profile is "immature". Just go back to reading the boring profiles of men who want to "walk on the beach" or "sit in front of a fire" with you!

I am a 45 y/o man who looks 75. I like to ogle the ol' dames at the swimming pool down at the local old age home. I really dig those bathing suits with the frilly dress bottom thingies that they wear. And don't get me started on how sexy those flowery swim caps are.

I like riding my motorcycle w. no hands whilst playing Bingo on my cell phone. I think I finally have this whole "pyromania" thing under control. But I may be wrong about that... One of my favorite pastimes is grabbing rattlesnakes by the tail.

I also enjoy dumping waste oil into the local rivers, stuffing potatoes in the exhaust pipes of friends' cars, going grocery shopping in just a loin cloth and smoking banana peels. Sometimes I also golf, work out, ride my motorcycles, etc.

I own a business that drills holes in Swiss Cheese. It is very challenging. Plus, I get to eat the drilled out pieces. Actually, I own a construction company that constructs things.

I have always wanted to visit Saudi Arabia while wearing a burka. I love to stand outside of the Home for the Deaf and shout obscenities. For dating, I can get a weekend pass from the warden if need be.

Last read: All things dealing with politics/current events, the 4 pages of instructions that came in my package of clothes hangers (I think I finally understand the theory) and an email about how to enlarge my johnson.

Live, laugh, learn, love and have fun. It isn't that hard. I love to have FUN. I am most certainly not pretentious. But I can digress into geopolitical mode if the discussion merits.

Oh, PLEASE know the difference between "your" and "you're". Also, please have a picture or two. It's 2013; unless you are undercover for the CIA, there is NO excuse for not having pictures posted.

If you have made it this far, congratulations!! On a closing note, I can be serious when the situation merits. If you have any questions, please ask!

First Date
We could drive around in my '72 Pinto (with no rear bumper) and drink warm Schlitz beer. Catch a buzz and do some donuts on police department lawn.

Mail Settings
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Lives in United States
Must not do drugs
Must not be married