I am a mother first and foremost. No man, woman, job....nothing....will ever come before her.
She's young. Born August 26th, 2013. You do the math.
I work. I'm a slave to the factory life. Annnnnd I love it. I love my crew, my team, my company...my paychecks.
I'm a simple girl. I don't go out every weekend. I'd rather be home with my kid. Pizza and a movie slummin it on a Saturday night!? Hit me up!
I love the water. Boats, jet skis, fishing.
Four wheelers, concerts, comedy shows. You really wanna win me over? Take me to see Katt Williams.
I smoke like a chimney and curse like a sailor. You smoke weed? Fine. But if you buy weed before you pay your bills, you're out. And if you make a living selling it, don't bother.
If you drink regularly, pop pills, don't take care of your kids, or if your biggest delima is 'what bar are we gunna hit up tonight', please don't contact me.
If you like kids, horror films, wings, and cuddles....thennnnn you may contact me.
I'm really not as ****y as I may sound. My time is precious. And I have no room for nonsense! Just looking for someone who complements me. And I don't mean 'you're beautiful', I mean it in every sense of the word. You flip the burgers while I make the potato salad. Get it? Got it? Good.