If I had a dime for every message I got that started with "Hey there :)" I'd have like, ¢40
Are you tired of tall, dark and handsome? Well then, you've come to the right place! So here's how this works, I'll send you a thought out message that shows that I took the time to actually read your profile, which I hear is rare, then you don't respond and wonder if there are any good men left. A little about me, I have a job, I work hard, I'm pretty mellow and resevered usually but I'm also kind of silly, I have an innapropriate sense of humor (think Louis CK or Anthony Jeselnik), I enjoy simplicity, I don't like liars therefore I don't lie, I don't like drama therefore I don't create any, I like to watch combat sports, shoot guns and ride fast motorcycles but I also like cuddling and puppies sooo, I guess I'm fairly balanced. Anything else you wanna know? Say hi!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Anything that doesn't involve sitting across from you like in a job interview. At least not until we do something fun first. :)