Self admitted klutz with an endearing nervous tick of babbling incessantly and cheesy. One liner tossing . That's me in a nutshell. .oh okay wait there's more:
I am a whirlwind of dichotomies, an endearing mashup between book smart, Nurse turned Biotech startup founder/ceo , compassionate in control hell on wheels and absentminded lovable disaster. I am strong and decisive with calm take charge and solve during crisis, self confident, independent and vulnerable all at the same time
. I spend most of my time laughing at myself as I crash every computer I come in contact, lose yet another item 30 seconds after placing it down, developing some sort of social handicap while in new discovery phase of dating spewing inane****ail trivia or stumble over inanimate objects I swear weren't there five seconds ago and when I'm not doing that... I'll be looking for the nearest positive vibe happening.
i refuse to be hindered by former relationships foibles and will make it a priority to take you for you not place the emotionally retarded mentally sadistic sins of another upon you.
I am a funloving lady by day and The Mistress of Mayhem by night or whenever the mood strikes us.I am looking for an intelligent and witty co-conspirator who can also play tour leader to help lead me astray.
Sex is an important part of my relationships. Please do us a favor and if you describe yourself as a sexual camel and go for long periods of time abstinent find another woman. I spent the last few years of a marriage faithful and sexless only to move on to a sexual camel and I am not doing the pleading for physical touch ever again. I tend to be quite experimental with my partner so please be at least open to having a fun time alone together.
But lets go ahead and end your quest here should you be looking for a one night stand. I'm not your girl! Physicality and sexual activities only get better when you do it with someone more than once and have a connection.
If your poly, more power to you! we can be friends, but i just left a four year relationship where i had to compete with and his ideal woman that he let me know did not include my face in the picture, emotional retardation,infidelity and demons so scary I couldn't slay them, so having to compete with another live human being just sounds like to much work.
Constantly striving to attain zen-like slothdom. I have a job that is driving me towards drink, it just won't allow me the time to do it.trying to not constantly work! Need to remind myself that under evil shrew executive is a wildly spontaneous albeit klutzy nerd that is itching to come out and play