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I'm very calm, relaxed and easy going. I enjoy simple things and the little things in life. I don't care for pretensions people. I try to be caring and understanding but my name is not Prince Charming and I've never spent more time than I've had to with a "little princesses" type.
I'm mostly looking for a friend but if something more comes along I'm open to it. However if you are looking for a, "Super Relationship—a soulful, sexy, and inspired union that can help you realize your full potential in life. A deep connection with a best friend, an emotional and spiritual confidante, an intellectual counterpart that gets your inside jokes, matches you financially, and loves you with a passion that rivals Romeo’s."-Glamour June 2015. It's not me.....in fact, it doesn't exist so get your head out your butt or out of the clouds, wherever it might be, and realize that excepting people for their differences, sharing good times and learning new things from someone different than you can also make you happy and drop me a message. :)
I don't appreciate sarcasm, it is in fact the tool of the witless, it's dull, lame and boring. Or, maybe I'm just too old for it now. Whatever the case maybe I don't like it, but it comes out of me sometimes too.
Don't even bother if you're petty, or selfish, think you're too beautiful and sexy to start a conversation, or spend too much time in the mirror.....these kind of people only love themselves.
Don't really like "tough chicks" Not looking for a guy with a vag... or those that try to imitate the talentless TV and movie bimbos in there style and attitude like Kardashian sluts or Megan Fox. Or, a girl that wears high heels at inappropriate times, like just walking down to the corner store to get a soda or to church.
A lot of my friends tell me, "why can't I find a guy that's sensitive, caring and good looking??"
My reply: Because those kind of guys already have boyfriends.