I'm not sure what to say here because I don't know what it is I am looking for, but, I guess you don't either. This site is free and hey, WTF right?
Old, boring, balding, not funny, no sense of humor, smoke, drink, gamble, watch to much porn, don't pay my bills, and have been told I need some experience in the "sack". However, I do like to try and "get it in" on the first date! (of course, you'd have to pay)
Rich, funny, not balding, sense of humor, don't care if you smoke, drink or gamble, pay your bills, nice house, fake breast, nice legs, f**k like a porn star who likes to give it up on first date!
Ok, now the truth about me:
I make a decent living, have alot of friends, like country music, concerts and I race sprint cars! I am here to meet someone that is honest, funny and also doesn't know what they are looking for. Let's just see what happens! (in person, sick of the flaky business)
Truth about you:
BE NORMAL!!! lol
After you take me out for dinner I would love to play spin the bottle, truth or dare, strip poker, naked twister, go to a titty bar (you got any one's on you), or just "get it in"! Because Hey, I f*** on the first date! Jack!
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