98.7 of the ladys on here say they want a guy that makes them laugh. If this dont make you laugh them message me cause your a liar and i like liaees..I want to start by saying im rich and i have a huge member......lol just kidding im not rich.I have a very high tolerance for pain and plus size women with hot friends. Drinking is one of my favorite things to do, i cant count how many times i have woke up drunk and naked on the front porch at my ex girlfriends house. I have a hard time keeping a job lately because my mom refuses to wake me up anymore and i never remember to set an alarm clock, ****! I dont have many goals in life because everytime i get close to achieving one, i end up having to pay a DWI lawyer to keep me out of jail. I dont have my own place cause my grandmother told me that when i turn 32 i can move into her house and she is almost dead so im taking advantage of that.I have 4 kids, that i know of, but who keeps count. Im just trying to keep the population up with all the crime in the world these days. I have a car, its not the greatest, but it gets me from point A to point Bar. So if your looking for someone thats stable, has a great job and keeps his life together, send me an email.
Id like to start by being dressed and ready when you pick me up( Tap on the window, dont use the door). Theres a nice bar and grill around the corner, its not to fancy and i wont cost you a lot of money. Then i would make sure you had enough gas to get home and if not i would pay while you pump, be rude to make you do both. If the date goes well maybe i can call you the next day and if not, you can just leave me at the bar.