Update 4/3/2013: This profile is condemned! Closed for repairs! Message inbox is damaged. Sorry, if we missed you. Out to lunch, will be back tomorrow! Gone fishin....somewhere else! lol
Update 3/16/2012: So far, to date, my profile has only pissed off one (1) person...TODAY!!! But, oh what a hag she was! Just sayin, I think she kicks her cats. Thank you to all who enjoy my rant.
I have changed my approach to internet dating. Simply because I was not enjoying it the other way.
I had the "good profile" with pictures, said things about my interests and goals. That got me a lot. Right? So here is the way it will go. I will put pictures up of "this" single guy, enjoying life. If you don't like this, go date the same people you've been dating. That's been working for ya. LOL I for one want someone different from what I have dated.
Well, it's like this. If a person is going to be inclined to talk to someone, then they will. I can have pictures of me at church and say all the right things, and no one will care. No one did care, cuz I had that profile. It has led me to several conclusions or views. Some of these are a little sarcastic. Should be right up every ones alley, seeing as most here say they love sarcasm.
A. No one takes a serious profile seriously.
B. The age old, Good guys don't get the girl? TRUE!! If it's not true, then why do you keep going out with d**ks? I see it too often, and I even have a friend who's girl is a complete doll and he hates and verbally abuses her, says he just likes the "P" and that he's waiting for one with bigger T's. Any of you ladies want his number, I can give it to you. Big boobs are a plus and he might even be nice to you.
C. Men have the odds stacked enormously against them when it comes to contacting women here in the cyber scene. I see in the forums Do's and Dont's. Mostly Dont's... I.E. don't message them with anything complimenting. Why not? Don't message them saying "Hi, How are you?" Why not? Don't message them about their pictures. Why not?
Completely retarded stuff, if you ask me.(someone told me it was bad to say retarded, but retarded is not only used in mental sense. It has a second definition, meaning to impede or hinder. Therefore it is used correctly)
The definition of compliment is not a negative one. Here it is:
A polite expression of praise or admiration.
Politely congratulate or praise (someone) for something.
noun. praise - flattery
verb. congratulate - felicitate - praise - commend - laud
D. I was put here on this Earth to live, prosper and be happy. And I do it on mine and God's terms. Not the "rules of POF" :)
5. If I conform to the "rules of POF" then I am a robot. So, you may get that compliment, if you don't like it, then you're dumb. lol
F. This is a fun one. Everyone on POF is broken, okay not everyone, but most men and women on here are damaged goods. Some have a busted grill, some have dents in the rear, some the paint is chipped and some have flat tires. Nobody can go to the "new car lot" anymore. The only ones driving a "new car" are able to buy it. $$$$ And they are not on POF. So we roam the junk yard, hoping to possibly find a diamond in the rough.
G. Our "pickers" are needing calibration. We are still here...still looking.... still... and still.... One bad choice after another. I think we are all a bit shallow. I'm guilty!
H. All the "good ones" are married, and they stay married because, they are the "good ones".
I. To follow up with "C". When women contact me first it's been. "Hi, how are you?" I did not ignore her. Even though she clearly abandoned the etiquette of online dating's "first contact". One said "How come you are not taken?" I again responded to this one. I think I said "because I was greased up and turned loose in a pen". I have had a bunch of "Hi's" and again I gave them a response. I guess I'm just a REBEL!! lol
J. I went fishing(POF) and I caught a boot.
K. This one should really be (A). So many profiles I view are NOT telling the truth. I mean Non-smoker, why don't you just say "I smoke, so I am looking for someone who likes stinky people" or "Must like ashtray mouth" or "If we are lucky, we will both survive the fire that started in bed" (Had this one happen).
L. Here is a good one, old photos. Your hairstyle is out of date, your clothes are out of date, the picture quality doesn't meet up with today's technology, the picture was scanned, and the best one I have seen, so far, was a picture taken of a picture in a frame. NICE!! Why the need for trickery? Don't most of the profiles I read say that they want up to date pics.
M. Let's address "playing games", Is this you? Got a message from him....but I better not respond too fast. What the heck does that do? How about: I am on an internet dating sight to meet people....but we won't be exchanging numbers. Is it really that scary to give your number out? It may be!?!? If this is you, Check out my first date below
N. I think I have been seeing a trend, lately, from you ladies. I don't know if this is correct or not(actually I know it is), but it sounds like you ladies are receiving an extraordinary amount of messages from slime-balls. I cannot apologize for them, as they are slimy. But if you would like to talk about it, I will give you a shoulder to lean on. I will be the wind beneath your wings.
I could keep going with this. But it goes back to, people are either gonna respond or not. I will just be me, kinda sarcastic to online dating, and have fun with it. Not here to offend anyone. But I am sure I will. Those that are upset, have no sense of humor and were already unhappy when they landed on my page.
First DateHow about meeting at the police station and do police reports on each other and get finger printed. That could weed out the ax murderers and sex offenders. That may ease some of the scared ones on here. lol
Back to the Rant
O. Just so everyone is clear...."Average body type" is the new "A few extra pounds". So if you really are average body type, you need to say "Thin body type". And if you are a thin body type, you need to say "Anorexic". If you are Anorexic, You need to say "Someone give me a cheese burger". Props to the people who say they got a few extra.
P. POF seems to not be as "Free" as it used to be. WTF! I have to pay for this humiliation?!?! LOL
Q. Smokers: Have dated them, will not anymore. And, for all the obvious reasons, they stink, dirty, turn your walls brown and your lungs even more brown. But the biggest for me is, If a person loves them self enough, to kill themselves slowly, how much will they love me? I used to smoke(11 years) too, so I had as much of a "habit" as anyone else. Been quit for 20 years, now.
R. Has my profile been making a difference in honesty? There used to never be smokers on POF, or at least that's what their profile said. Now everyone smokes. Hmmmmm! That's an interesting turn of events. Or did everyone just start recently, a sort of "James Dean, it's cool to smoke again", thing. Dang it, I keep missing the memos.
S. There is a new tactic, well, I've only seen it once and know that it happened twice. I talk with a girl on here. Within a few messages she gives me her number and tells me she is deleting her POF account. Okay? We, out of texting, realize that she went out with a friend of mine. I met with her a couple days later, it was okay. Next time I see my buddy I tell him of this and he informed me that she used the same "I am deleting my account". Within days he said she was back on. And upon hearing details of their date night I decided NOT the girl for me. LOL Any ways her profile was back up, by the time i got to my computer.
T. So communication is very important to you? Yet, you don't respond. Interesting skills you have there.
U. I got asked what area of town that I lived in. I "communicated", to her, a response. When I asked her the same question, her response: "that's privied information". She contacts me a week later and says "you intrigue me". Guess What? .......I was not intrigued. :-)
V. I have tried many forms of contacting on here. * If I am funny...she doesn't like funny. * If I am complimentary....she finds that shallow. * If I say Hello, Hi or Hey There! One of the 3 I picked is wrong, lol * If I talk about interests in common....she would rather I was funny. My mind reading skills are obviously terrible.
W. If she is too good to be true. That is the truth!
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