I am not looking for a piece of a$$ but someone I can care about and spend time with.
I enjoy sports, mainly Cubs baseball, and I want someone else who can go to a game and not be afraid to cut loose. I do stand up comedy as a hobby and I love it but I make sure to keep my jokes clean as I don't appreciate heavy cussing and rarely curse myself.
I have a 2-year old son who is the apple of my eye and he is one cool dude. I am not one to wear my heart on my sleeve but I want to explore true love with someone. With that said I'm also not looking to rush into anything. I am not particularly interested in hooking up or a one-night stand.
I have a very dry, sarcastic sense of humor but I can also be incredibly goofy. My friends compare me to Marshall on How I Met Your Mother and Doug Heffernen on King of Queens. I like to play practical jokes and just have fun with everything, I don't take much serious and I need someone who can understand and accept that.
I am into a wide range of things and you have to be quick to keep up. Be it Cubs baseball or cars or science fiction or the wonders of the cosmos I love learning.
Also, it would be nice if you were able to function without me having to be in the same room every minute I am home.