Sarcastic34: Sarcasm at it's finest!
Occasional smoker with Average body type
Dallastown, Pennsylvania
34 year old Man, 5' 7" (170cm), Lutheran
Caucasian Leo with Blonde hair
Sarcastic34 wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors degree
Class Clown
Law Enforcement-supervisor


I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
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Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Second Language German  

About Rhys
Well.. Im very caring and loyal! I give 110% trust up front! I'm a little on the nerdy side! I am sarcastic on a consistent basis. I am honest and I don't beat around the bush. I am looking for someone who has a little attitude to them but is appreciative of what they have! Want to know more please ask, im very open and honest and confident and easy to get along with, n I won't respond with inappropriate questions or messages. I can get along with anyone..I do have social skills! Really looking for someone who can let her hair down and have fun and be themselves! And I do have a great job n my own house! Sorry, none of my pics involve me with my shirt off straddling my sweet ride...good luck with those guys! Instead of long walks on the beach, I prefer finding a spot in the sand and people watching n listening to the waves! I am looking for a relationship, just want to date first! I do like the meet me feature, makes it easier to email if both parties are interested, I think. And a simple "how are ya" breaks the ice

So, I have come to realize this site really hasn't worked for me, therefore I would like to find someone who wants to hangout and just have fun. Life is way too short not to have fun. I don't mean fun as in hooking up, I mean two people going out for a few drinks, relaxing and getting to know one another. If it leads to more, excellent. Message me if that sounds like fun... Good luck in your endeavors.

I've been told I look better in person, apparently I don't know how to take good selfies and I'm completely fine with that!!

First Date
Im pretty much open for anything cause its really about the person your with not the location, but drinks would be fantastic! Bowling, mini golf, bar fun, fire pit....Dinner probably wouldn't be my first date..we'd order things we wouldn't enjoy, like salads, and leave hungry

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