desertjester: It is my time for fun :-)
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Palm desert, California
44 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Other
Caucasian, Aries
desertjester is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Pirate during the day, Ninja by night.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Italian

About Me
About Me:

I don't like to bore anyone by attaching a bunch of flattering adjectives to my name or persona. Words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? I will say this – I am very old school with an East Coast mentality, even though California has been my home for almost two decades now. I stay up late at nights and am a night creature. There is something about the night time that I find magical, which keeps me up working or hanging out with friends. Can you relate? I have little patience for self entitled and fake people, especially the ones who smile while hiding things on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. I love to travel and learn new things but I am also good with nice lazy fun days just relaxing and enjoying the company of someone special in my life. I am attracted to class, education and people with a good sense of humor. Life is too short not to enjoy all the amazing gifts we are given here on Earth. I am young enough to have a lot to offer and old enough to know better... I have been through relationships enough to where I will never make someone a priority if all I am to them is an option or an escape. I am not going to spill all my life story to you in one setting and please do not expect to "interrogate me about my life or what I do every minute of the day". I am separated from a relationship where all I gave was not reciprocated and I was sorely let down... but I am not one to talk about it, or need to talk about it. I am a positive and confident person who is looking for that same energy in my counter by becoming best friends first. If that is you... then I am pleased you have found me.

How about you? What makes you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? What are your dreams and ambitions? What is on your wishlist?

About You:

You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You do not claim you want a "REAL MAN" and yet immediately get turned off when you are faced with a real man's views and ways. You are not lazy and take care of yourself, not for others or me but because you love yourself and know that you must take care of your body, mind and soul. You love life and want to feel alive with someone that has the same mindset. The rest is negotiable.

First Date
First Date:

Why Crazy casual sex of course... doesn't everyone else want the same thing?... LOL j/k

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