inthetruck: A duck walks into a bar and asks...
About
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Temple, Texas
Details
31 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Baptist
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Capricorn
Intent
inthetruck is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Blue Collar
Profession
Auto Parts







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language English



About Matt
A duck walks into a bar and asks...
"Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, wilil never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your little webbed feet to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

That's my favorite joke.

I like building and fixing things. Computers, cars, just about anything, I'm fascinated with building and fixing stuff, and fairly good at it. I like paintball, gaming, watching college football (don't care about pro much), food (cooking and/or eating), most outdoor stuff (not camping), movies (I have over 100 DVDs and Blu-Rays) most dogs, some cats, and music (more on that later). I have a warped sense of humor (I put "laundry" in my interests list to see if you'd notice, and opened this with my favorite cheesy joke), and a creative mind.

My short-term goals are to finish the interior my Mustang, and finish clearing my land so I can start on my long-term goals. My long-term goals are to open my own shop specializing in restoring old pickups, build a house on a piece of land out in the country (not the land I have now), and to find that right woman to share that with (not necessarily all in that order).

Music is a constant for me, I'm always listening to something. My tastes are varied and eclectic, ranging from 1920s jazz, to modern blues and traditional country, to heavy metal, to hip-hop. As I said, I own hundreds of albums on vinyl and CD, and the collection never seems to stop growing. Lately I mainly listen to neo-traditional country (Sturgill Simpson, Jason Isbell, Brandy Clark) or Texas/Red Dirt (Stoney LaRue, Whiskey Myers, Hayes Carll), but it's not unusual for me to be blasting Metallica, Duke Ellington, Dio, Ludacris, or Lil Jon in the truck on any given day.

All-in-all I'm a pretty uncomplicated guy. No drugs, don't drink to excess (or regularly) don't smoke, no kids, steady paycheck, and I've had the same cell phone number for ten years.

I decided in April that 30 was too young to get winded walking from my truck to the office, so I took charge of my health, started eating right, bought a bike, and started riding every day. April 1 saw me nearly pass out from a 1/2 mile ride, July 5th I rode my first 15-mile ride. I'm still fat, but I'm feeling healthy for the first time in years, have my weight loss goals (want to get down to 200lbs, started at 360, down to 277 already), and fitness goals. Some medical issues took me off the bike back in August, but I'm hoping to get back on it next month, I really miss it, was a great outlet for stress, good exercise, and liberating for the soul.

First Date
We can go for a drive, grab a beer, go out to eat, back my truck into a spot at the drive-in, anything really.


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Female
Must not do drugs
Must not be married