Somewhere out there is woman unlike any other...
The world is her plaything.
She's been all over and has the most awesome stories about the places she's gone.
It's second nature for her to get up in the morning excited to run, do yoga, and even eat all her vegetables.
She's still cute after getting messy from playing outside.
She thinks Dave Matthews, Jason Mraz, and Micheal Buble are dreamy.
When she's not following one of her many passions, she likes to relax and enjoy the simple things.
Every day she picks up something new, her love of learning is insatiable.
She's an expert cuddler and her pillow fighting skills are without equal.
She's independent, but doesn't mind the occasional help with pesky jars and tall objects.
Most importantly, she's out there looking for me, so if you see her let me know!
As for me...
I recently moved to Colorado specifically because the state tends to foster healthier people in my experience...body, mind, and spirit.
Having spent too long in places where people let themselves grow hefty, narrow minded, and shallow I know just how precious it is to wander away from the couch and preconceived notions.
I'm really hoping to build what my grandparents have...the quintessential couple.
Imagine the classic baby-boomer parents who managed to make it through all the crazy changes in the last century and still have "it", that connection where they are still deeply in love after 50 years.
They hold hands while they argue.
This skipped a generation so I work hard on being the kind of person who is ready and able to give "it" to an incredibly awesome partner!
List of Good Things and About Me
Reading - Funsies and work, learning never stops
Writing - Working on the next great novel. Currently have a bunch of outlines. Will be finished sometime this century.
BBC News - Least biased I've found, quick access to world headlines
Gym - Lifting mostly, various cardio (just started to zumba because bikes/treadmills are BORING!!! :)
Camping/Hiking - Have all my own stuff, former boy scout
Not religious or looking to find it, won't harass the holy rollers though.
Trump will start WW3 and 4. Clinton will do anything for the highest bidder. We're probably doomed for the next four years.
Pro Rights - No one should have a say in your speech, ovaries, self defense, or privacy. (especially old men regulating ovaries, seriously wtf?)
Dry humor, to the point where sometimes people can't tell when I'm joking.
Wanting to make a difference for the next generation. Might be too late for my own short people. We'll see.
Music - I'll go to your bluegrass if you come to Volbeat. Open to most everything except new rap, because i'm not cool.
Comics - I'm Batman. True Story.
d20's - I have some 20+ year old friendships due to these.
EQ - I'm trained to listen and not just check you out. (I'll still check you out, there is a good chance I'll also remember what you say)
List of Bad Things
Writing a nasty list of "I won't acknowledge your existence if you get you/your/you're wrong, etc". We're all different and that's OK, just be cool and everything will be fine. :)
To those who make it this far and don't just drool over all my shirtless mirror selfies, feel free to type out a few lines of your own!
If you're really stuck on an opener, try one of these:
Pancakes or Waffles?
Team Cap or Team Iron Man? (careful with this one, I will become a twelve year old when I answer)
What does our first date look like?
Thanks, and good luck with your search!