tl;dr White guy wants normal blue eyed thinner white girl for meaningful relationship, preferably a Slavic blonde
My friends, acquaintances, family, enemies, and others have made me believe the following things are true. I look terrible in pictures but not on webcam or in real life. 5’11 is my current regular height but I’m actually taller with a slim build.
So here we have a well informed, level headed, rational, intelligent, bright, wise, insightful, thinking, feeling guy with uncompromised critical thinking skills. Everyone takes a shine to me, even those who couldn't be more opposite. I seem a bit shy at first but I keep quiet until I can see you’re not some horrible ogre that’s gonna club me on the head and steal my bones. I am open to hearing out and evaluating "new" ideas but can't be called “open-minded” because I don’t get angry and attack people for having different beliefs. My mind is a powerful yet entertaining one that causes people to think so if thinking causes ouchies in your head we won’t hit if off. You won't find anyone with a better sense of humor than me. It’s only fair to warn you that dealing with me is like dealing with a mischievous hair-pulling toddler, a delightfully crazy old man, and in some ways a girl. My life is a series of very odd occurrences that wouldn't happen to anyone else in ways that no one would ever predict. For the sake of all things good and holy I should find a girlfriend as soon as possible because my mind turns to mush when I’m single so getting an education or anything else won’t happen... and I miss having someone to love. Yes, I know, I shouldn't have said that... a 26 year old being honest, how scandalous! :o How Slavic! XD My goal is to find someone good (like you?) and then go back to school. Apparently I’m very alluring and I know how to “treat a woman.” I'm not looking to rush into anything.
Because I am of Slavic descent family, friends, pets, education, knowledge, freedom, God, loyalty, personal hygiene, and trying to be a decent, respectable, presentable human being are very important to me… and I can probably drink you under the table too! You should be Polish or another Slavic background too, it's only fair. By Slavic I mean real true ethnic Slav.
What do I like to do? Pretty much anything that doesn't seem like a bad idea.
Goals and ambitions: Ask.
Everyone is attracted to something different but everyone can find someone with whom they share mutual attraction.
I'm looking for a respectable, uplifting, affectionate, intelligent, forward-thinking, feminine woman with good morals. Only white women who exclusively date white men will be considered. I am attracted to thinner shapely white women with high wide cheekbones, the round or heart shape face, natural blonde hair, and blue eyes (the last two aren't absolute musts) who are around 5'6" or taller. I'd prefer a younger woman, younger as in 18 to 20/21 (born in 1992). Eventually I do want to get married but I want to find a girl who can wait for me to get caught up with my education and all that. There’s more but this should generate enough hate-mail to keep me and almost everyone I know amused.
Speaking of hate-mail, who would send it? Only a pathetic loser who will die alone hated and unloved by all.
No picture = no reply unless you're 5'6"+, naturally blonde, thin or athletic, and of Polish, East Slavic, Czech, Slovenian, and/or Croatian ethnic extract.
DO NOT MESSAGE ME OR RESPOND IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 18 YEARS OLD!!!
Please, for those of you who are doing it, please stop posting gory/grotesque Halloween/zombie pictures. It's so disgusting.
Hmm... dating. If we're talking about the first time we meet we're probably going for coffee. Of course there are other things we can do but we will not go mini-golfing because mini-golfing with me is just downright dangerous... and hilarious :)
For our real first date you should take me somewhere fun. I wouldn't mind going horseback riding, mudding, ATVing, or snowmobiling if there’s snow.