tl;dr lovable white guy seeks normal blue eyed thinner white girl preferably a Slavic blonde for meaningful relationship
The following novel is what those who know me would tell you, so let’s begin. Apparently I look terrible in pictures but good on webcam and in real life. 5’11 is my current regular height but I’m actually taller. I look very young.
So here we have a well informed, level headed, intelligent, bright, wise, insightful, quick-witted, alluring, affectionate guy with uncompromised critical thinking skills who "knows how to treat a woman." I seem a bit shy at first because I keep quiet until I can see you’re not some horrible ogre that’s gonna club me on the head and steal my bones. After that I open up and become an endless source of laughs and happiness - that might have something to do with the fact I have the best sense of humor ever! I am open to hearing out and evaluating "new" ideas but can't be called “open-minded” because I don’t get angry and attack people for having different beliefs. My mind is a powerful yet entertaining one that causes people to think so if thinking causes ouchies in your head we won’t hit it off. Dealing with me is like dealing with a mischievous hair-pulling toddler, a delightfully crazy old man, and in some ways a girl. I have tonnes of unrefined natural artistic talent. My life is a series of very odd occurrences that wouldn't happen to anyone else in ways that no one would ever predict. I have good reason for not going to college or university yet.
Family, friends, my pets, my freedom, my Christian faith, education, knowledge, the truth, loyalty, and trying to be a decent, respectable, presentable human being are important to me. Nothing means more to me than being in a relationship with an amazing young woman.
Everyone is attracted to something different but everyone can find someone with whom they share mutual attraction.
You are a respectable, uplifting, affectionate, intelligent, forward-thinking, loyal, rational, honorable, feminine woman with good morals and a likable personality. You are a white woman who is exclusively into white men. You are a thinner tall (as in 5’6” or taller, 5’9” is most ideal) shapely woman with the round or heart shape face and high wide cheekbones. You should be a natural blonde with blue eyes. Ideally, you’re 18 to 21/22 (born in 1992). It would help if you’re Polish (tak jak ja) or another Slavic background. By Slavic/Polish I mean real true ethnic Slav so don't tell me you are if you're not. Not having tattoos is a huge bonus. If that’s you I’d be happy to hear from you. I'd be a great match for a nice wealthy girl who's looking for a skinny Eastern European housewife :P
Hmm... dating. If we're talking about the first time we meet in real life we're probably going for coffee. Of course there are other things we can do but we will not go mini-golfing because mini-golfing with me is just downright dangerous... and hilarious :)
For our real first date you should take me somewhere fun. I wouldn't mind going horseback riding, mudding, ATVing, or snowmobiling if there’s snow.
And yes, I can drive... if I have to... I guess.