tl;dr lovable white guy seeks normal blue eyed thinner white girl preferably a Slavic blonde for meaningful relationship
The following novel is what those who know me would tell you, so let’s begin. Apparently I look terrible in pictures but good on webcam and in real life. 5’11 is my current regular height but I’m actually taller with a slim build. I look very young.
So here we have a well informed, level headed, intelligent, bright, wise, insightful, quick-witted, alluring, affectionate guy with uncompromised critical thinking skills who "knows how to treat a woman." I seem a bit shy at first because I keep quiet until I can see you’re not some horrible ogre that’s gonna club me on the head and steal my bones. After that I open up and become an endless source of laughs and happiness - that might have something to do with the fact I have the best sense of humor ever! I am open to hearing out and evaluating "new" ideas but can't be called “open-minded” because I don’t get angry and attack people for having different beliefs. My mind is a powerful yet entertaining one that causes people to think so if thinking causes ouchies in your head we won’t hit if off. Dealing with me is like dealing with a mischievous hair-pulling toddler, a delightfully crazy old man, and in some ways a girl. My life is a series of very odd occurrences that wouldn't happen to anyone else in ways that no one would ever predict. I have good reason for not going to college or university yet. I doubt that there's anyone in Cambridge for me.
Family, friends, my pets, my freedom, my Christian faith, education, knowledge, the truth, loyalty, and trying to be a decent, respectable, presentable human being are all important to me.
Everyone is attracted to something different but everyone can find someone with whom they share mutual attraction.
You are a respectable, uplifting, affectionate, intelligent, forward-thinking, feminine woman with good morals and a likable personality. You are a white woman who is exclusively into white men. You are a thinner shapely woman with the round or heart shape face, high wide cheekbones who is around 5'6 tall or taller, 5'9 is most ideal. You should be a natural blonde with blue eyes. Ideally, you’re 18 to 21/22 (born in 1992). You get bonus points if you’re Polish (tak jak ja) or another Slavic background. By Slavic/Polish I mean real true ethnic Slav so don't go telling me you are if you're not. You get even more bonus points if you don't have any tattoos. If that’s you I’d be happy to hear from you.
Hmm... dating. If we're talking about the first time we meet in real life we're probably going for coffee. Of course there are other things we can do but we will not go mini-golfing because mini-golfing with me is just downright dangerous... and hilarious :)
For our real first date you should take me somewhere fun. I wouldn't mind going horseback riding, mudding, ATVing, or snowmobiling if there’s snow.
And yes, I can drive... if I have to... I guess.