I’m not taking this website too seriously I'm just on a quest to find a heavenly blessed woman whose beauty is divine and everlasting. No but really if you're cool and perhaps want to kick it then read on.
I like going to places where I don't know many people it gives me a chance to extend my social network and say awkward things while maintaining a not a single **** was given attitude. 95% of the stuff that comes out of my mouth is not meant in a serious manner.
I can't stand grumpy people, in almost any crappy situation there is something you can do to make it better. Who cares if you got dragged to the some lame Pokemon themed party and the only kid you know is the Piccolo playing kid that told you about it. Don't pout about it all night, take advantage of the situation and meet some nerdy/hot band geeks.
Now after reading this if you think I am some sort of selfish a$$hole you may want to read on. I love the feeling I get after helping someone less fortunate than myself. For instance: the other night I convinced a hooker named Laquisha to stop using her herpes as a wall to hide her true self. I explained to her that she needed to drop those walls and spread her wings; there are plenty of men out there who can look past the sores and see her inner beauty. Without men like that, our news would be saturated with stories of women committing suicide and we would never here of the real news like the next emerging fashion trend. Since I’m a fashion savvy guy I took her to Good Will and bought her a few turquoise necklaces to give her a head start on the next trend and her new life. Afterwards I felt this warm compassion in my heart and that cannot be rivaled by even the strongest doses of Jack3d. If you would like to know more about me send me a message. I must warn you I have been known to bite after I'm a little liquored up though.
Little tip: the quickest way to get my pants off is to make me a sandwich, being naked while doing this is also a plus.
Live, Laugh, Love
I'M GOOD AT:
And Seducing women's panties off with my charm and turning them into bedroom acrobats, so watch out!
You should message me if
- You didn't take my bio too seriously and it made you laugh.
- You have a sense of humor.
- You have been a women your entire life. On second thought?
- Are not some psycho stalker!
Or if you don't meet any of the above criteria and just want to send me some scantily clad pictures of yourself that's fine too! ;)