OK listen, if you are any type of ***hole entertainers from LA, I'm not down.
Right now I would just appreciate a simple, awkward, but funny connection without the guy flipping out on a bipolar episode the next day.
SO, If you're going to message me about how my profile is so "negative" yada-yada... Im 29 and single NOT because I can't get dates but I've yet to find a guy who could capture my attention and KEEP it. So, let me save time for those one out of every thousand messages and say that I don't caaaaaaaare......at allllllllllllllllllllllll. I know what I want and I'm not here to win the popular vote. Next.
I'm 0-3 on POF so I guess you could call me the underdog.
Any messages starting out with "how bad are you...?", will not merit any response from me. And let me just make it very clear that I have NOT at all (intentionally) clicked "I want to meet" on ANY profiles, so before you jump like a rabbit in heat and bombard me with how you're "feelin' me too" (seriously?) , just know that it's accidental swipes from my phone. Believe me, if I wanted to meet you, you would hear from me. -_-
Also, Not a deal breaker, but I am extremely turned off by the sole patch and men who wears pink. And dear God, if you are super skinny, please refrain from putting "athletic" on your profile. I understand this is internet dating but come on! I like FUNNY, respectful guys with sense of style. If it's not in your nature to open doors for women, then it should come as no surprise that you don't deserve one. To me, a man in a suit is the sexiest man, so PLEASE spare me your flexing fangirl pics. I prefer men who are older than I am, therefore, I do not want to "rock your cradle..." Not just in terms of age, but please at least have some maturity when attempting to message me. Not looking to find my future ex boyfriend, but I'm always ready for a date with destiny. Talk to me :)