funky_homosapien: Makes omelettes without breaking any eggs.
Non-smoker with Average body type
Alameda, California
36 year old Man, 5' 8" (173cm), Non-Religious
Other ethnicity Taurus with Black hair
funky_homosapien is looking for a relationship.
Associates degree
Self Employed Strength/Conditioning Coach

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years

About Me
I'm a man that eats his vegetables and loves doing so. Be wary of any man that doesn't like vegetables. It's a sure fire sign that he's lacking in other areas as a result. And of course, I eat copious amounts of meat as well. If we were in primal times I'd be a hunter, not a gatherer. I exercise but I don't really care about having a six pack. I just want to be strong and fast.. able to leap tall buildings in single bound, all that good stuff. That's not too much for a guy to strive for is it? And of course, exercising the mind is also key. What good is an able body w/o an able mind to run it? As such, I like to learn new things, read articles, blogs and editorials, do puzzles and brain-teasers.

Physical beauty is not enough and having just that is common nowadays. I'm attracted to sharp wits, a sense of adventure, humor, a playful and positive attitude, intelligence (can't stress this enough) and an innate love for playfighting and piggy back rides. (But you have to have a strong core because I'm a bit heavy).

I cook my own food and like to cook in general.
I live by myself and enjoy having my personal space.
Though I love being around people, I cherish my alone time and find it to be a vital aspect of a healthy life.
I run a fitness and recipe blog (that needs more frequent updates when I can find the time!!)
I LOVE my career and the only way you would be able to get me to do anything else is to offer me a job as a Saturday Night Live cast member.
If Peter Griffin weren't so fat, he'd be my idol.
I don't care if you're taller than me in heels or even flats.

Please don't take it personally if I don't respond. I'm sincerely flattered at any message I might get, even if it's from someone I'm not interested in. Initially I'd respond out of politeness and to at least acknowledge the person but I've been told that if I'm not interested, I shouldn't lead anyone on by even responding. I would have to agree. But like I said, I appreciate it anyway and wish everyone the best of luck on this site and in life.

First Date
I generally prefer a short and casual first date. Sometime like 15-20 minutes over a cup of coffee. If that goes well then we can talk about an actual date.

Mail Settings
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Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
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Must not do drugs
Must not be married