I guess I can start with the standard "I hate writing something to describe myself", which is true to a certain extent for everyone unless they happen to be full of themselves.
I like to think that I'm the typical male: I love my sports, my car and motorcycle, my friends, my family and comedies (though not necessarily in that order). Sense of humour is a definite plus. Of course there is a lot more to learn about me, like university educated, fully bilingual, tall, can cook, insanely loyal, etc... But it'd be better for you to ask about it.
Last thing, I recently took up boxing and man is this fun!! It's an amazing workout!