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I am short and fat mostly toadlike in appearance, i am rude and unintelligent. I have no social graces and I am unemployed. I am looking to find someone to take care of me. A floozy, a dull-witted desperate woman who is totally into drama and loves to play games.
I drink a lot, fall down sloppy drunk. I do drugs as often as I can. I am not looking for any type of lasting relationship, i'd prefer being able to simply sleep with you and call you the next time I want to sleep with you. I have a very weak character and no moral fortitude. Oh, I also drool. As well a complete lack of a sense of humor.
If any of this profile appeals to you in anyway please do not contact me
" I cannot speak the colors that occupy my mind only of the ones I wish were there to see"