Narcolepseid: Witty/Dry/Ridiculous
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Orlando, Florida
35 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Libra with Brown hair
Narcolepseid is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors degree
IT / Exploding Minds

Attack of the Landlobster

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language English  

About Me
I've been described as a troublemaker, a wallflower, extremely punchable, an unfortunately ethical mastermind, wonderful, horrible, quiet, talkative, calm, clever, comedic, incorrigible, and an idiot. Take your pick, though I'd go with an idiot mastermind. I have a natural talent for coming across as weird or pedantic or stuck up when describing myself, but I swear I make more sense in person once I can get across how much pf this is self parody.

Basically, I'm looking for someone with a nerdy and sometimes dark sense of humor to hang out with while we talk nonsense and have adventures. I love movies (especially pulp or horror), but I also enjoy live concerts/plays (especially punk shows), travel, flea markets, circuses, camping, art shows, dinner parties, travel, history, video/board games, cooking, reading, making elaborate costumes, and bicycle umbrella jousting. I'm not picky just so long as I get to do it with someone awesome.

I suspect you'll know if I'm what you're looking for if you read this, so feel free to write if I seem to strike a chord. If I don't, no worries, I'm a bit odd.

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