Well, first off, my name is Zane (get it? "am zane ok"?).
I am a student at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising. (I can confidently say that I am the most masculine gay guy there. Unfortunately, that accounts to about nothing.) I major in product development, which is kind of like the marketing aspect of design. Basically, I'm the one who does research, comes up with designs, and bosses people around. I want to work with men's outerwear, men's underwear, or feline apparel. Yes, I said feline apparel. That business makes BANK.
As for my personality, I'm timidly outgoing. I'm humbly conceited. I am amusingly boring. Confused? Me too. I'm pretty good at keeping a conversation going, but, with some people, I need your help. I am told I am funny, but can also be a serious guy. I appreciate simplicity, yet enjoy excitement. Wow, proofreading this, I realize I'm a human oxymoron.
I enjoy puns. A lot. Sharp, witty humor is my favourite. Random humor can be either hilarious, or a waste of my time. I don't find others' pain or embarrassment humorous (for example, I can't stand The Office). I dislike crass, unrefined, and infantile humor (for example, any movie with Adam Sandler).
As for my talents? I play guitar (terribly). I'm a black belt in kung-fu, so don't try anything frisky with me. I can analyze an outfit's balance and describe the use each article brings as a whole to the ensemble. Gay as ****, right? Oh, and I can also create vivid music video ideas when listening to a song, on the spot. Without the influence of drugs.
I like to think that I've got my sh*tdown. When I meet guys, I'm frequently told that I act as though I'm in my late 20s. I guess that's a good thing, but I've met some pretty unstable guys in their late 20s.
I really don't like feminine guys. Sorry, but you really shouldn't have changed your personality just because you're gay. Which leads me to say, I don't believe in changing my personality for anything, whether it comes to "acting gay" or "acting straight". Stereotyping yourself is worse than stereotyping others. (I should write fortune cookies.)
I never do anything when I hang out with friends. We go to parks and do nothing, most of the time. Sometimes, we'll just drive around and waste gas. But, somehow, we all end up having a good time, regardless.
I am a pescatarian. That means that fish is the only meat I will eat (well, that's not ENTIRELY true...). I chose to do this for health and morality issues. I won't preach about it, and meat doesn't disgust me (in fact, I miss eating meat quite frequently). But, basically, you can say I don't eat ugly things.
The way to my heart is through cats.
Get to know me.
P.S. I thought I'd mention that I did indeed take the personality test. Self-confidence, openness, and easygoingness were all accurate descriptions of me, but I have major beef with the test claiming me to be "family orientated". I'm practically the opposite of that. I think it says so because I don't like going out to eat often... but that's because I'm frugal. It's so obnoxious that I can't retake the test, but I don't feel like restarting my profile.