Greetings fisher-women. Let me introduce you to the 'Chuck LX.' I may not be the flashiest nor breath-takingly exhilarating on first impression, but I can guarantee you that you will be treated many times better in my hands than in the hands of my noisy competitors. I don't have the luxury exterior of my competitors, but I'm pretty damn reliable and my ride is unforgettably smooth. If you're a woman who's tired of the high stress, high maintenance costs that come standard with most men, I invite you to give the 'Chuck LX' a ride for yourself. I guarantee you'll be hooked after the first test drive, and if you're not ........ don't worry, I'll make sure you are.
I've learned not to expect much out of online dating sites; if you can change my expectations I'll appreciate you forever.