Right, firsts things first. I am a horrible human being. You should be ok with that. I am absolutely NOT looking for a relationship now nor in the immediate future. In fact, the mere concept of commitment makes me want to run away before I can finish this sen...
I like to drink. A lot in fact. To the point of blacking out and attacking street signs for looking at me funny. I'm a very, very selfish person and a HUGE attention whore with an inflated ego. I think sex is amazing and think it's something people should stop making such a big deal about (how shocking!) If this was the Star Wars universe, I'd totally be on the Imperialists side pillaging the sh*t out of everything, but in a much more classy way.
I'm only interested in hanging out and making friends with fun and awesome people that like to do fun stuff like video games and partying, and can understand ironic humor : ) I do work out and try to stay fit and prefer the same in the people I date. Also I recently moved here to New York (Brooklyn to be exact) from California so don't be surprised if I say things like "Dude", or "Hella".
Music: Dance/Electronica/Rock (Rammstein, Deadmau5, etc)
TV: Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Workaholics, Daily Show
Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Tarantino Films, Stuff with Woody Harrelson and Gerad Butler especially when they do drugs.
Bars / Nightlife: ..... Need I say more? : )
Video Games: Lots of stuff, for example if you know this I will worship you: "I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the _____."
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
IDK its like 2am right now and I'm buzzed : ) how about a water balloon fight?