I am 5'11'' asian guy and happily horizontally challenged. I could be 7 feet if I stand on something, but why would you want to date a tree? I know I dont. So if you are 8 feet without pumps or 6 inch heels, you're a monster and I wont be able to date you. But! if you’re persistent, get that stepladder from Home Depot for $29.99 +tax and lets rock it.
Yups, can't take life all that seriously. I'd like to make a difference in the world by making others laugh and smile....for a phenomenal fee.
If you’re not ROFL by now, then I HATE you, in a fun way.
Due to the nature of my occupation, I have quite the tolerance for frustration. You gotta like backhand reverse fist me, roundhouse me up in the air, fly kick me thrice, river dance on top of me and then take a dump inside my shoes to get me pissed up the YinYang. But seriously, if you can manage that street fighter attitude, make like Michael Jackson and beat it.
My jokes are original and copyrighted (so you might get a lawsuit in the mail if you EVER! take this without my permission). I'm joking! But don’t take that one either.