Some bored fun I did in the old warehouse job:
Angry Mario's Journal Oct 7: Woke up today, still hungover from the mushroom spritzers at the castle last night. Don't remember who this is in my bed. Peaches can't know, she would be pissed. Gotta go to work with my crackhead brother Luigi later and clean more pipes, sometimes I just want to club him with a pipe wrench he's so retarded... Gotta go now... someones gotta bring the bacon...
Angry Mario's Journal Oct 8: Luigi, that ignorant f**k! Skipped work yesterday. I swear, If he wasn't my brother, his useless ass would be in the pit of a Piranha Plant's belly. He owes me now. In the sewers yesterday, I stumbled on a Goomba nest. My job entitles me to handle such things with caution, but I was not in a good mood. I'm still taking bits of Goomba gunk out of my shoes. Wish it were Luigi's fat head.
Angry Mario's Journal Oct 12: Cursed trash eating Koopas. Who ever thought a job as a plumber would be so dangerous? The odd clog, angry fish, even a flushed Goomba: Normal day. Finding a spikey-shelled ass-hole waitin for me as I work... scared the mushrooms right out of me. Not only got the jump on me, cost me a life too! Piss me off... Gotta work a week now just to get big again! Peach won't like that... FU Koopas!
Angry Mario's Journal Oct 14: The Castle is holding a party tonight. Sounds like a blast to me! Mushroom spritzers, prickly plant shooters, a Pissed-Off-Sun keg, Turtle caviar, and Cactus Cat Cakes! I wonder If I can get Peach drunk enough to fool around tonight, or will I have to slip her a ru.... err.. 'special coin'... into her drink again... Wonder if Toad is sellin tonight... Well, Here We Go!!
Anyways... Feel free to chat...