I'm 53 yrs old until my next birthday when I'll be 29---Again!!! I have Clairol 8.1 Ash Blonde hair with a purple streak and blue eyes. I want to be totally honest, so I'll say now that the Ash Blonde part of my hair is dyed, but the purple streak is natural. All my equipment is original---It is not all in the original location. GRAVITY IS NOT MY FRIEND!
I'm pretty, but I'M NOT PHOTOGENIC. Or maybe NONE of my friends can take good pictures! People tell me I look a lot better in person. You'll just have to meet me to decide.
I'm an aircraft mechanic employed 28yrs for United at SFO---Yes, I started working there when I was 3! I have 3 grown children and 4 wonderful grandkids that are the best gift life can give. I only wish I'd had the grandkids first....
I'm obsessed with purple. Exercise is my drug of choice, and I run marathons for fun. I am low maintenance and qualified to maintain myself. Amongst other things, I like laughing, joking,purple, pranking, walking/running/playing with my dog, purple, camping, hiking, biking, purple,painting, sewing, movies, purple, traveling, and fishing. I'll ride on the back of your Harley or ride my bicycle while you ride your Honda.
I don't want to marry you today---Maybe tomorrow or next week. I am not a dishwasher (That's the appliance under the kitchen counter). I don't routinely clean the top of the refrigerator, nor do I put the little plastic tab back on the bread after opening it. I can work on your car or house. I will love your dog and pretend to love your cat. It's kinda funny when I fart, but not so funny when you do.
Flowers are beautiful, but they die. I love chocolate---it makes me fat---I eat it anyway. Birthdays are a big deal and should be celebrated! Although any gift is appreciated, the ones that mean the most are the ones that are given/received unexpectedly (that's a two-way street).
I like time to myself. At least you know I LIKE ME! I don't always know what I'm looking for but usually know right away what I'm NOT looking for.
I keep the toilet lid closed unless the dog needs to drink out of it. When the toilet paper runs out, I put the new roll on the holder.
I like to be glamorous (and look good, for a Grandma, when I do)---You should compliment me when I am and should not comment when I'm not. I look good in my little black dress, but I prefer my little purple one. Sadly, "Depends" aren't available in a thong! I like to read in bed. OMG---I think I know why I'm single and on an internet dating site!!
I've done a lot of work on myself to achieve inner peace---disturb it, and I'LL KICK YOUR BUTT! I'm honest, sympathetic, extremely empathetic and loyal, caring, funny and witty (spoiler alert!!!), stubborn but able to compromise, and occasionally, but rarely (ahem) grumpy or b!tchy. Am I the only person on this site that has NOT lived abroad, does NOT live each day to it's fullest, does NOT like moonlit walks on the beach (it's cold, and we'll trip over something), and does NOT browse cookbooks together to discover a new recipe? I LOVE each day, visit the beach when it's SUNNY, and trip over the dog when she tries to share the kitchen.
Preferably, you're not shy. Although I'm short, I like tallish men. I think it's a man's place to make decisions and a woman's place to argue with him, and say, "I told you so," when he makes the wrong one.
If I sound like someone you might be interested in please email me. I don't bite...afraid my dentures will fall out. If you do email me, I will respond! I won't just hit the "Delete" button as long as you have a photo and are not a scammer. :-D