Whats up POF, my name is Johnny... I'm new to the Area. Recently moved here for school & I'm really enjoying my new city. I'm new to this whole "ONLINE" phenomenon so i'm simply looking to meet someone AMAZING! someone to build a great friendship with & to have a new beginning in a new city! Hopefully I can find someone who enjoys laughter.. and having fun. I love LIFE.. & I love to experience new things. I'm single. no kids.
I'm random...VERY RANDOM..
I will dance battle you..and rock your face off...
I will bust a "funky dope" freestyle about the most random things
I love to smile...
I like to dance in my car while driving.
I get the party "CRACKIN" like dry paint & butt cheeks..lol
I use crest pro-health toothpaste..
I like to crack jokes on ppl & go back & forth..lol
I have all of my teeth :)
I laugh at myself!!
I love the colors red & green
I like to drive with 1 hand & call it my "GANGSTUH-LEAN"
Sometimes I do jumping jacks inside of crowded elevators...
I CAN DO THE MOONWALK...
I'm addicted to "Family Guy" Stewie & Quagmire.. "Gigity Gigity Goo"
I have all of my teeth...
I wanna be a firefighter so I can spray things down with my long hose!!
I pour drinks very heavy!!
I like sour patch kids.
Sometimes I fall Up the stairs...
I ALWAYS MATCH!! My shoes match my hat, my hat matches my outfit..
I love watching Netflix
I drink long island iced tea and call them LITs
I break out the "Stanky Leg" at the most random moments..
I fist Pump like "Michael Jordan" after I do something clever..
& sometimes I leg kick like Micheal Jackson!!
I trip over things and look around to see if anybody saw! I play it off well tho!
Straight shots of Patron' will make me cook you breakfast..
I eat 5(pause)...$5(pause)...$5 Footlongs....
I quote Will Ferrell movies..
I Rock Out with my Kock out & Bangout with my Wangout...
I make up my own words "Chillaxin, Stupificated, Ridunkulous, SEXI'FIED..etc"
I can only snap with one of my hands..
I dance like no one is watching...
I have MC Hammer Pants & will breakout the running man & typewriter on ur A$$
I youtube episodes of "Reading Rainbow"
Everything sounds better in Italian...
I believe "Sexual Healing" and "Lets Get It On" are baby making music..BE CAREFUL!!
I do "My Dougie" while waiting in line at the bank...
I always order my scramble eggs with cheddar cheese...
Don't hit me up if you can't laugh at yourself!
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
Let's talk FOR AWHILE.. so I can make sure you're not a crazy psycho.. or some hairy old fat dude with fake girl pix...
Then lets go to a nice low key restaurant.. or a japanese hibachi grill.. (where they shoot fire at you)
or we can go to a sporting event (basketball, boxing, MMA, football..etc)
or we can go to a park... and have a picnic... (YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO COOK)
I'm open to whatever!
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