Aspen79se: Just drop in to see what condition my condition is
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Willard, Missouri
36 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
Aspen79se is looking for a relationship.
Masters Degree
Adjunct professor

I cropped my accident

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Spanish

About Me
Hi! Trying this site again, and hoping it goes better. I'm not a fan of writing/talking about myself, so this part is going to be pretty short. (Also, besides narcissists, who is a fan of talking about themselves?) I'm single, lived with my basset hound (Maize...she is kinda old. Update: Poor Maize Basset passed away.). Hoping to meet someone to see movies, dinner, cook for, and get to know. I'm a movie junkie, and love to read.

Hablo espanol...malo. :(

Message Tips: Can you write a message in something approaching proper grammar? Do you enjoy conversations about more than reality Tv and Twilight? Has anyone ever labeled you as "crazy", as in "We, the jury, find the defendant...."? Do you giggle and point when you see hippos? The correct answer to these questions will help establish if we have much in common.

How I judge profiles: Just in case you're wondering how I pick who I message. :) First, I look at your picture (Sorry, don't mean to appear shallow, but if there's no physical attraction...that's not going to make a good relationship, is it?). Second, I read your headline. Believe it or not, these make me think. Is it funny, honest, cliche, angry, or just a smile face? Third, I read your profile thoroughly. WiErD spelling? Pass. Text-ish type words? "U no u wnt me". Pass. Pretty generic entry? Probably pass. Smart, witty, sarcastic, funny, and informative? Ding! Message. These are only my guidelines, but they've served me pretty well. I also try to avoid profiles that remind me of cotton candy; fluffy, pink, sickeningly sweet, no real value...and appear "sticky". *Shudder* Oh, they're here...and hopefully not multiplying.

These are just guidelines...prices and participation may vary. See participating locations for complete details. By reading this you agree to hold the author free of any promises implied, stated, or inferred through magic. Void where prohibited by law.

(Frequently Asked Questions) {Random Thoughts} [Facts About Myself]

(What do you teach? College English


(What are you looking for in a woman? Nothing really. I'm not an amateur surgeon or psychopath.)
(How do I know if my profile meets your guidelines? As long as it tells me about yourself, avoids clich├ęd phrasing, and puffed up Hallmark language, you should be good.)

[No, I do not count off for grammar mistakes or misspellings in long as they aren't as rampant as Justin Beiber related merchandise.]

{Why are so many women posting pictures of themselves flipping the bird? Then, in their profile, wondering why people think they're "****y"?}

{On the other side of the gender fence: Are guys really posting/emailing pictures of their genitals? No pun intended, but that's pretty ballsy. Also, kinda weird and creepy. Do women do this?}

(How'd you learn to write like this? I have the heart of a little boy...I keep it in a jar on my desk.)

(Do you accept Jesus Christ? No, cash only. Sorry. Although, local certified cashier's checks will require a ten day wait.)

(Why are you single? My last relationship ended. Kind of obvious really.)

{I could really use a Snicker's Blizzard right now.)

[I have a good job, own my car, and own my house. This might explain why I'm single.]

[I like to play my PS3 because I can't race million dollar cars in real life...or go on covert least in any legal way.]

(Would you like to go clubbing? Sure, but only baby seals. They have the softest skin and tenderest meat. Doing it to anything else just seems cruel.)

(What qualities do you look for in a woman? I like intelligence, independence, attractiveness, and self sufficient women. Bonus points for foreign accents, second languages, and height.)

[I'll expand more of this later.]

First Date
Been a while for one of these....dinner? Not sure on this one. I'm up for suggestions. This is the 21st century, ladies, not 1912. I value a woman with an opinion and the fortitude to voice it. Also, I have ESPN, not ESP. There's a difference.

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