cfmcon: can you make me laugh
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Lakeville, Massachusetts
38 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Pisces with Brown
cfmcon is looking for a relationship.
High school
Class Clown

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Chris

so many of you are looking for a "real man"congratulations you found one if its broke I fix it. if its heavy I lift it. if it hurts I suck it up also I pick things up and put them down.

random crap
Im a total goofball I don't care about trying to be cool in fact I will completely humiliate myself to make you laugh
Good sense of humor is a must!
I tend to find the stupidest things absolutely hilarious
I've got a million bad jokes and I'm really bad at telling them but that won't stop me
I would make a great crash test dummy
if there's ever an apocalypse I plan on building an army so to enslavein what's left of the human race and no I'm not kidding
I'm a horrible liar so i don't bother trying
my son has been correcting my spelling since he was 9 years old
there's a lot more but hey what's life without a little mystery
if no part of this profile made you laugh so hard you peed your pants sorry I'm not for you

First Date
Lets meet some were quiet for a drink. If we get along who knows were the night will take us. Just be prepared to laugh

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