nsjay: somthing clever eh, yeah I got nothing
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
Details
35 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Black hair
Intent
nsjay is looking for a relationship.
Education
High School
Personality
Gamer
Profession
manufacturing







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 7 years



About Me
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. At the age of 18 I went off to evil medical school, at the age of 25 I took up ballet, I wanted to be a quadruple threat, actor, dancer, singer, evil doctor.

If you would like to know anything else, feel free to ask. But it will cost you,,,,, ONE MILLION DOLLARS

First Date
Tims and a walk somewhere with the dog or what ever.


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