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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | elkton Kentucky | ||
| Details | 38 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Sagittarius with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | jaded563 wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Chef | Profession | I do stuff and they pay me |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Dog | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | My children are over 18 | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 7 years | |||
| Second Language | Other | |||
About Me
4/08/13 update: finally got a Kentucky licence and a few vehicles =)
Hello southern girls.. I just moved here from Iowa but I'm originally from Kentucky
I don't have a truck or a southern accent yet but I'm working on it :-/ I do kinda live in the woods tho.
The following is a lengthy "about me" description that should be taken as sarcastically as it is given.. if I offend you... well tough cookies.. life is too short to please everyone.
If you have a sense of humor read on...if not? Then what the heck are you doing on POF for anyway??
Hmm.. let's see... about me huh? Well I can tell you that I only talk to girls on here that I'm attracted to visually as much as the next shallow POS male.. I mean I know I'm no Brad Pitt but what the hell.. a mans gotta have standards..so think I'm an A'hole if ya wanna.. go ahead itsokay I'm proud of my**** online banter..
Lets face it... these things suck! I dont know why you're on here but im here beacuse i have very limited free time and well it seemed like a cool app to throw on my droid. Ok so im almost 38, I've been married and have a beautifull 18 year old daughter who i dont get to see near enough. Ive been through just about every kind of relationship known to man and obviously not found one that last. More than likely it was my fault none of them worked out because... hell!! I dunno why! My last gf told me I was too sweet and treated her too good which was funny because when we met she said she was sick of the ***hole type of d-bags you always see with beautiful women these days.. but enough about the past..
Honestly I think I'm a pretty damn good guy, especially when it comes to a relationship.. maybe I'm wrong.. but if I'm all about someone and in love with them? I don't hold back.. maybe that's my flaw? Ha! Oh well..
These days its like we've all been conditioned to think we know EXACTLY what we want and we have these little checklists on every website to narrow down and target our perfect "match". Well guess what? There is no such thing as a perfect match. I say you gotta love the things you hate about someone to really love & respect that person through all the bullshit. We don't live in the Disney movies our parents fed us. Now im not saying can't have those occasional moments of bliss and happy endings, I'm just saying it takes more than the click of a mouse.
So now I should take some time to brag myself up and list all my awesome qualities right?
Nah.. here's some cons for ya ;-)
Lets see..Im almost 40, I'm currently working 24/7 and hardly have time off, my hair has thinned out over the last few years and its pathetic how much it bothers me. you Usually won't see me without a hat. I have a chipped tooth. I have a tendency to talk about the most random, off the wall things out of the blue that would either blow your mind or crack you up. I have a severe caffeine addiction and usually drink more monster than 1 person should in a day. I currently do not own my own vehicle but I am working on that. l sing along to almost any song I hear especially ones I like and I think I'm pretty good at it so I don't stop when people ask me to. I can't walk past a claw machine without playing it at least 5 times..
okay I can go on forever but...
how about some of my good qualities?
I'm really good with my tongue. Ha! No but really it should have NASA wrote on the side of it.
Uh oh was that too risqué/perverse for plenty O fish??
Like I care...
More changes to come..
I'm pretty laid back, I say whatever is on my mind and there's usually never a dull moment with me unless I want it that way. I think the most addictive thing about being in a relationship is the part where you can be yourself and not feel judged for it but admired.. also, I get along great with kids. They like me cause we speak the same language.
Hello southern girls.. I just moved here from Iowa but I'm originally from Kentucky
I don't have a truck or a southern accent yet but I'm working on it :-/ I do kinda live in the woods tho.
The following is a lengthy "about me" description that should be taken as sarcastically as it is given.. if I offend you... well tough cookies.. life is too short to please everyone.
If you have a sense of humor read on...if not? Then what the heck are you doing on POF for anyway??
Hmm.. let's see... about me huh? Well I can tell you that I only talk to girls on here that I'm attracted to visually as much as the next shallow POS male.. I mean I know I'm no Brad Pitt but what the hell.. a mans gotta have standards..so think I'm an A'hole if ya wanna.. go ahead itsokay I'm proud of my**** online banter..
Lets face it... these things suck! I dont know why you're on here but im here beacuse i have very limited free time and well it seemed like a cool app to throw on my droid. Ok so im almost 38, I've been married and have a beautifull 18 year old daughter who i dont get to see near enough. Ive been through just about every kind of relationship known to man and obviously not found one that last. More than likely it was my fault none of them worked out because... hell!! I dunno why! My last gf told me I was too sweet and treated her too good which was funny because when we met she said she was sick of the ***hole type of d-bags you always see with beautiful women these days.. but enough about the past..
Honestly I think I'm a pretty damn good guy, especially when it comes to a relationship.. maybe I'm wrong.. but if I'm all about someone and in love with them? I don't hold back.. maybe that's my flaw? Ha! Oh well..
These days its like we've all been conditioned to think we know EXACTLY what we want and we have these little checklists on every website to narrow down and target our perfect "match". Well guess what? There is no such thing as a perfect match. I say you gotta love the things you hate about someone to really love & respect that person through all the bullshit. We don't live in the Disney movies our parents fed us. Now im not saying can't have those occasional moments of bliss and happy endings, I'm just saying it takes more than the click of a mouse.
So now I should take some time to brag myself up and list all my awesome qualities right?
Nah.. here's some cons for ya ;-)
Lets see..Im almost 40, I'm currently working 24/7 and hardly have time off, my hair has thinned out over the last few years and its pathetic how much it bothers me. you Usually won't see me without a hat. I have a chipped tooth. I have a tendency to talk about the most random, off the wall things out of the blue that would either blow your mind or crack you up. I have a severe caffeine addiction and usually drink more monster than 1 person should in a day. I currently do not own my own vehicle but I am working on that. l sing along to almost any song I hear especially ones I like and I think I'm pretty good at it so I don't stop when people ask me to. I can't walk past a claw machine without playing it at least 5 times..
okay I can go on forever but...
how about some of my good qualities?
I'm really good with my tongue. Ha! No but really it should have NASA wrote on the side of it.
Uh oh was that too risqué/perverse for plenty O fish??
Like I care...
More changes to come..
I'm pretty laid back, I say whatever is on my mind and there's usually never a dull moment with me unless I want it that way. I think the most addictive thing about being in a relationship is the part where you can be yourself and not feel judged for it but admired.. also, I get along great with kids. They like me cause we speak the same language.
First Date
My ideal first date would be something fun but quiet where we could talk and get to know one another.. have you ever been on a Walmart date? Oh! And Playing pool!
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