It's simple really: I just want to find happiness. I'm looking for someone to take care of me, treat me right, and make me #1.
Happy to watch sports with you and go to games and concerts with you. Let's go get more tattoos together! Let's travel the world together! Let's be lazy in sweats and eat chips together! Oh the possibilities...
Yay to: nice teeth, great hair, politeness, proper grammar, classic rock, useless WWE knowledge, sense of humor, and stability.
Nay to: hillbillies, cowboy hats, dirty clothes, chew wads, Italian & seafood, gross nails, one-picture profiles, and jagoffs.
Before you even contact me, no I will not flash you. No, I don't want to "fool around" tonight. No, I will not send you pics. If that's what you're here for, I'm sure there's plenty of other chicks who are more than willing. For me - super turnoff.
(Side note: for totally explainable reasons, I will not date anyone named Rob or Lee.)