Age: 63
Long term
livesinaboxbythetrx: if you don't have a sense of humor DON'T READ THIS
Occasional smoker with Average body type
Trailer town, Washington
108 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
livesinaboxbythetrx Wants to date but nothing serious
Some college
Beach Bum

Oregon coast

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Not Single and Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years
Second Language Other  

DumpstersPublic restroomsWalmart at night
Urinating in publicPicking things out of my hairStealing stuff at garage sales
Water tasting in tacomaTaking naps

About Me
I like to hang out in front of the drug store, and gawk at pretty girls, I steal candy from little kids and old ladies, If I had a horse I'd eat it, and I'm a mormon, this is irritating I don't have that much to say
Hay I found a squirrel on the side of the road today, dinners on me ladys and I make a mean weed rat stew
All my friends hate my guts and say I'm a rotten person, duh
Looking for someone that can out run the police, pro conjugal visits a must (just in case)

Really: I'm 55, I live in a house on the beach, I like my toys (sports cars, boats, the usual crap). Sometimes you meet people and you never run out of things to talk about, that's what I'm looking for. She must be 5'3" tall have black hair and poor eye sight, be named after a shoe, and must be the 8th child born in a large family
UPDATE: Found her shoplifting at the dollar store, she's exactly what I've been looking for even the shoe part. Hope the friends I've made here will stay in contact with me and keep me informed of they're progress.

First Date
eat something and run out on the bill, or do something very complicated and get in a big fight over it.
Hay I know we could pretend we're with other people so we're not so embarrassed. Go shopping at the dollar store,
or my new favorite, Audio date. while sniffing glue (glue's not a drug it's an adhesive)
Maybe driving past my x girlfriends house if you have a car with no tree on it, if not I can pick you up in the hellocopter that I made
Peeping in the window of the YWCA or go to a nude beach

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