I like to hang out in front of the drug store, and gawk at pretty girls, I steal candy from little kids and old ladies, If I had a horse I'd eat it, and I'm a mormon, this is irritating I don't have that much to say
Hay I found a squirrel on the side of the road today, dinners on me ladys and I make a mean weed rat stew
All my friends hate my guts and say I'm a rotten person, duh
Looking for someone that can out run the police, pro conjugal visits a must (just in case)
Really: I'm 55, I live in a house on the beach, I like my toys (sports cars, boats, the usual crap). Sometimes you meet people and you never run out of things to talk about, that's what I'm looking for. She must be 5'3" tall have black hair and poor eye sight, be named after a shoe, and must be the 8th child born in a large family
UPDATE: Found her shoplifting at the dollar store, she's exactly what I've been looking for even the shoe part. Hope the friends I've made here will stay in contact with me and keep me informed of they're progress.
eat something and run out on the bill, or do something very complicated and get in a big fight over it.
Hay I know we could pretend we're with other people so we're not so embarrassed. Go shopping at the dollar store,
or my new favorite, Audio date. while sniffing glue (glue's not a drug it's an adhesive)
Maybe driving past my x girlfriends house if you have a car with no tree on it, if not I can pick you up in the hellocopter that I made
Peeping in the window of the YWCA or go to a nude beach