I am a 31 yr old Jewish female (no, I don't care if you're Jewish as long as you're not super religious and creepy). I moved to the Bay Area from Missouri about 3 years ago - am spunky, quick-witted, attractive but "thick", short, sarcastic, sensitive, and impatient. I enjoy making frequent sexual jokes, making jokes that are in "bad taste", writing, socializing, hitting the gym, hiking (my favorite spots are in Marin, Sausalito, and Half Moon Bay), yoga (particularly if it's outdoors) and used to be pretty good at tennis. I also recently joined a Kabbalah class and taking it pretty seriously lol. I am a Master's graduate in HR but don't like to talk about smarty pants serious issues like politics, work, or religion. I'm more interested in your sense of humor, confidence, FUN-NESS level and ability to relax and have a good time. I'm very impressed with someone that 'gets' me or understands my sense of humor as not many men do (although I have more than average extremely close female friends). My sense of humor is extremely sarcastic and blunt, so many tend to be surprised when they discover how romantic, sensitive, and passionate I am. like to talk about myself (who doesn't?) but will listen to you if you have something interesting to say ;). I mainly like old motown or hip hop/r&b/soul music like: Nicki Manaj, Amy Winehouse, Kanye, Drake, Temptations, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Erykah Badu and lately loving Regina Spektor, Mumford and Sons, Patty Griffin, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Alabama Shakes, John Mayer. I hope to hang out with cool, professional, got your sh*t together men who enjoy socializing, enjoying an alcoholic beverage, making inappropriate jokes, and being affectionate/spontaneous/non-cheesy romantic. I'd prefer someone with a college degree. Although I have my own goals, Im finally at a point where I'm ready to settle down with the right person and be fun and spontaneous together.
hiking, happy hours, exploring a new area of town, comedy clubs, FOOOOOD, outdoor yoga