I have changed my profile multiple times, as the messages I received indicated that people were not reading it before sending a reply.
No matter how many times I change it, many just won't take the time.
Here's the good news for you... these guys set the bar pretty low, so you shouldn't stress about what to say.
I also wish to save you the time and just add these things:
If you are religious, I respect you, but do not believe we will be compatible.
I am here for something a little deeper than someone to sleep with, but I promise I won't sleep with you if you don't interest me nor I you. How about we not jump right to the part where you ask me to "hook up" or "hang out at your place"?
I have many strengths and many weaknesses, as I am sure you do as well. Let's take a moment to learn those things about one another instead of guessing. :)
I won't spend a lot of time running around outside with you. It's not my thing, though don't expect complete hermit behavior (I do work from home though).
If you love movies, even for the 4th and 5th time... if you love to read and share thoughts about what you read... if you need a hand to hold while you recite Firefly... if you want to play a game... maybe you should reach out.
I'll be here... sifting through the hook up requests... waiting for you. It's a long shot but I have time.