I'm a sailor, Poseidon and I are best friends.
Proud Haitian, yes I've heard I don't look like one.
Let me be real with you ladies, I've dated about ten nice ladies here and you know what none of them has their life together.
If you are still going to school, not independent, not able to take care of yourself, please don't text me.
Just be ready because I am, I have my life together and can't be just here to take care of you, your needs and such. It's 2016 and can't be just looking pretty and not able to help yourself.
I need to be direct on that, my apologies ladies.