What is there to say? I'm just a normal guy looking for his best friend and life partner. Someone who enjoys a good road trip or a trip to another country. Someone to go to the movies with. Someone who will introduce me to the things they enjoy doing, which are hopefully legal. 33 years of the single life is getting old. I'm ready to find love and share my life. How about you?
At this point I'm not sure. I've never had a first date so I'm not sure what the correct approach is. My idea of dates comes from romantic comedies and coming of age stories. So I guess I'd pick you up, and since we're past high school age its probably likely I wouldn't have to meet your parents and worry about what your Dad thinks of me. Then we'd go for a walk in the park. Or bowling. Or mini golf. I'd probably embarrass myself somehow. Then at the end of the night I'd lean in for an awkward hug, not sure how to read whether you're expecting a kiss. Or maybe I'd shake your hand. That's probably easier. Then I'd drive off wondering how it went from your point of view. Then I'd hover over my phone for the next few days wondering if I should call you, because you're never supposed to appear desperate. But anyway, that sums up the first date.