Describing oneself to a multitude of strangers online to be selected for a potential lifetime commitment seems a bit odd and is probably not the best way to go about finding a mate, but I'm manic-depressive, new to Colorado, and a bit of a shut-in so this will have to do. I assume if you're looking for love on a website you didn't have to pay for that you're either a very busy, very frugal person, or you're just as ****ed up as I am. Either way I figure I have a 50/50 shot, and I'm 85% sure that's how statistics work.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The best first dates are the ones you don't realize you're on. The perfect girl for me would pack a bowl and pick a movie while I grab takeout.