Aww man, this site keeps getting weirder and weirder, but I'll keep treading thru the muddy waters till I have some luck.
I get some of the craziest, questions and comments. 9 X out of 10, I don't reply... and I'm definitely not replying, if you don't have at least one picture on your profile. I'm not shallow, but I just think it's creepy when I can't see who I'm talking to. What do you have to hide??
Anyway, here's some slightly stupid, but still legitimate, (on some level) questions I've received.
Q: What's your name?
A: Refer to my user name, and the bottom of this profile. :)
Q: So you like to skateboard?
A: No, I hate it. Skateboarding is only for guys. I just work in the industry, and posted a pic of myself skating, because I like to mess with people.
Q: What skate company do you work for?
A: Destructo Trucks, Speed Metal Bearings, Meow Skateboards, and All Girl Skate Jam. I rep, and manage social Media accounts. I also work with a non-profit foundation. We teach underprivileged kids how to skate, and hook them up with product from our sponsors.
Q: Are you sure that pic doesn't say "Boner?"
A: Are you sure you're not a retarded perv? "BONES" skateboard wheels! Google the Bones Brigade!
Q: So how long/how do you like working at Bones?
A: I don't work at Bones. That pic is a display from their trade show booth.
Q: Do you fart in bed?
A: No. Only in faces by request.
I'll get more out of the way later..
I'm really big on music, and go to shows as often as I can. I'm huge on Indie, electronic, new wave, old school punk.. genres of that nature. My hobbies/interests include skateboarding, snowboarding, poker, pool, live shows, traveling/roadtrips and just hanging out with friends at our locals dive. My good friend of 16 years, recently got me back into skating, and hooked me up with a job at a Truck company, and helped me set up the repping gig. I love it, and plan on sticking with it!
I'm not much of a "clubbing" girl, but I like going to bars. So if you don't drink at ALL, we probably won't be a good match. Don't get it twisted, I'm A SOCIAL drinker. I'm not that sloppy hoe, passed out by herself at the bar, after her friends ditched her.
Sorry, but I'm really not interested in your flashy car, bulging biceps, or mirror 6 pack ab action. Now that I'm in my 30's, image and impressing people has no importance to me. (Hence my quote at the top) I'm more interested in substance - who you are on the inside, and what our common interests are... so if you're one of those dudes, I can tell you right now that I'm not interested. SORRY. MMA, Glamis, the River, etc. is NOT my scene.
-go snowboarding than take a pilates class
-drive a RAD suv than a pink Bentley
-be pale than orange
-rock my favorite pair of Etnies than a painful pair of stilettos
-take a trip thru Europe than Hawaii
-go to a show or art gallery than a club
-listen to 89.9 than kiis fm
-see The Sounds or Sleigh Bells than Katy Perry or Ke$ha
-Meet my partner-in-crime in person, than on the interweb..
Please no night club promoters!!! I get enough of that on Facebook.