WARNING: THIS PROFILE IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. PLEASE BE WARNED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS. PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND NOTE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ONLY SERIOUS SUITERS NEED TO RESPOND.
Top 10 Reasons Not To Contact Me:
1) If you are looking for a "Good Hearted Woman" all women are good hearted! Duh!
2) If you feel the need to post pics of yourself surrounded by women half your age!
3) If you post pics of children under the age of 18! This is a dating site, not facebook!
4) If you want to exchange endless emails/texts - let's get real!
5) If the only pic you have posted is with sunglasses! I like to see your eyes!
6) If you send an email & all you can say is "Hi"!
7) If you have typos in your profile! Intelligence is attractive!
8) If you say you are a "social drinker" but every pic shows you drinking!
9) If you can't spell the name of your city!
AND the Top 10 reason not to contact me is:
10) If you read 1-9 and you didn't get a good laugh! You gotta have a sense of humor!
Now if you are still reading this message we may have something in common. Let's talk and find out.