FortWorthBigM
Age: 46
Dating
heinandshein: You can't handle the truth
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Grapevine, Texas
Details
59 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Sagittarius with No hair
Intent
heinandshein wants to find someone to marry
Education
High School
Personality
Athletic
Profession
Amateur Proctologist







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years



About Me
Not happy, don't like people, hate to travel, dim witted, bad sense of humor, socially challenged, no charisma, hate crowds, drink too much, rarely bathe, I like smelling my own farts and so do you, live alone - don't clean and my place smells like ass. Not much to look at and have no luck with the ladies, in fact, the last woman that tried to get me in the sack looked awful...there was a naked picture of her hanging in the zoo to keep the monkeys from whacking off. I asked my Dr. to prescribe me some Viagra...he asked why and then proceeded to tell me about all of the things he found wrong with my check up...I said I wanted a second opinion...he said I'll give you a second opinion...your ugly too. I think I have worms.

Reasons to date me:

1. I have no STDs
2. I am willing to bathe for the right woman
3. I will trim my ear and nose hair before our first date...no promises there after
4. I don't stop when the batteries run down
5. You don't need to wash me off when you're done
6. I don't throw my poo






First Date
Drinks or coffee to talk


Gifts Received

Mail Settings
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