I'm going for a new approach here. Since it seems as though no one really reads these profiles, I suppose that any attempt to state what I'm looking for will only be an example of futility. Therefore, I'll just post pictures and supply only the required information to ensure that I remain an enigma.
In light of recent developments, I have to ask... Isn't there any male out there that's like me? My age, never been married, no kids, no felony convictions, normal? *sigh*
If you've been married, have kids, have felony convictions, or anything of the like, please don't expect me to be interested in a relationship. I don't care if my friends are any of those (sorry... no felons as friends though), but a relationship is another story. I'm mainly looking for friends because I know just asking for those three things is almost impossible (four things if you consider age too).
So, if you are divorced or have kids, please only write me if you are okay with being friends and nothing more. If you have felony convictions, I'm sorry, but I can't do anything there.
Yes, I'm picky. And that's why I have been single for as long as I have. I'm totally fine with being single the rest of my life if my "one" isn't out there.
Whew that was a mouth full.