1st off, if you're just trying to get a piece of ass from me so you can brag to your friends or your mom that you hit this, keep moving.
Not too ugly, Salvadoran, eligible bachelor, homeowner, fully-employed, owns three forms of transportation, no offspring, no debt, no criminal record, no drama, great credit, nice teeth, no cavities, educated, healthy (physically and mentally), artistic, creative, eclectic, big fat dic.....tionary-sized vocabulary, sarcastic, witty, funny (references upon request...my niece is my reference). Habla español.
For the love of whatever deity you believe in, please possess proper grammatical ability!
It would be fun to experience something new that neither one of us has tried before. I think that would be memorable, awkward, and would make for a good story.