THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL AWESOME AND NOT ANGRY IN LIFE ARE- WHEN A GOOD FRIEND STICKS UP FOR ME WHEN SOME LAME TALKS sh*tABOUT ME. WHEN A GIRL I'M DATING TURNS DOWN A LAME THAT IS HITTING ON HER BECAUSE SHE IS WITH ME. WHEN I SEE ANYONE HELPING SOMEONE THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL HELP, WITHOUT EVER ASKING FOR THANKS. I'M SO PROUD OF THE FRIENDS I LOVE NOW AND ESPECIALLY FOR THE FAMILY I TRULY LOVE.
Falling in love feels great with the endorphin rush and all, but when reality sets in and the awesome sex wears off what do you have left? What i'm looking for is the long term love not the short term rush?
TREAT ME HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED and we will last a lifetime. I can be the best friend you never had or the worst enemy you never wanted? The choice is yours. I'm a man with a set of skills that not many people could understand? GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER DAMMIT (not much room with mine already there)
I'm the guy everyone remembers through there day no matter where we meet. I was the guy that made everyone in line at the DMV laugh there ass off including the employees. It comes naturally to me to brighten peoples days. Granted long term I'm sure I can wear on people, but i'm fun while it lasted?
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHICKEN? YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS AFRAID TO LIVE A LITTLE? FYI I LOVE WHO I AM AND MY LIFE, I WOULD LIKE THE SAME IN RETURN. Being lonely is ok but not loving who you are can be an issue. Find who you are before finding me please? Right off the bat the size of the person does not matter nearly as much as there acceptance to there size. I won't lie, if your not in the weight range a middle aged person should be, then we won't match. I accept a lot of things but lying to ones self is not one of them.
MAKING LOVE TO SOMEONE IS SO LOST IN LIFE THESE DAYS. Most people believe in fake sex. No offense I can get sex anywhere, but I can only make love to the right person. I love the show "naked and afraid" because it shows the true nature of human beings. It proves that women are stronger then men. With that It also shows me how important it is to have a strong female in your life. I am seeking that female and in exchange I will give her the world. I AM PROUD TO SAY, THAT FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CREATE A PEACEFUL EXISTENCE. I found being angry is a waste of time and forgiveness is the key to happiness (my own happiness not theirs). My last relationship (ended 2 months ago and lasted 4 months) was picture perfect, until you factored in the non e mediate (brothers and sisters ) family...... LOL really? no problem, when someone is ready to be happy in life they will be, until then you need to let them go so they can find there own way to happiness. I have crawled through hell to get to where I am and I love me and where I am, now it's time to find someone in the same boat?
I know for a fact I will find true love someday. It will be a woman who is not afraid to stand up for herself when she knows she is right, but yet is able to admit when she is wrong. Other then those two things, the rest will fall into place. I WILL LOVE THIS WOMAN THROUGH THICK AND THIN.
I AM BACK, after 4 months of trying my hand in a relationship. It was not time so here I am. NOW WHAT???? MOVE FORWARD I SAY.
People ask me why I hide behind the mask? I tell them I wear this mask so people have to focus on what is important, instead of the outside. I am looking for true love either within friendship or a lifetime lover. Like you girls getting laid is easy, so instead i choose not to sleep around and became choosy who I let into my bed. Don't get me wrong, i have the occasional booty call that comes to visit for a day, but ultimately i care about other peoples happiness even if it does not include me. 95% of my exes consider me a close friend and won't hesitate to call for advice (none are booty calls). If I was ever in love with a woman, it lasts a lifetime. It's like buying a lifetime subscription to AAA. I am the most creative outside the box with a high level of common sense person you will ever meet. I can fix anything put in front of me and have invented several items in the past that people now cherish in life.
My uncle and I just formed a new business called BLAIR pickers which can be seen on Facebook. So if you go check it out please like the page please. I love working with family, my uncle is awesome and has taught me so much about being a man it's incredible. I care way too much about people, and not enough about morons. I can also be found all over the internet for the last 13 years under powerzap69 so feel free to look me up. You will find that I am more for real then the avg. person. I have lived X5 lifetimes of what normal people live and learned from every one of them. My best friends are females, and gay men if that tells you anything?
FIRST AND FOREMOST, IF YOU THINK YOUR A PRINCESS, OR BETTER THEN ANYONE, OR HAVE GENDER BLOCKAGES, MEDICATION ISSUES, TRUTH ISSUES, EX ISSUES, OR ARE A STALKER (YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME), THEN I HAVE A FRIEND YOU SHOULD MEET... OK TIME TO AD SOME TALKITY TALK AND RANDOM THOUGHTS OF 50 SHADES OF GREY. Let's see a show of hands all the people who TAKE THIS WORLD SERIOUS.....SORRY HERE IS YOUR PILL. Lighten up people, no one get's out alive SO LEARN TO LIVE DAMMIT. I love it when girls post pictures of there bodies and write NOTHING in there text about them selves, but complain that men only "WANT SEX"??? Really? are you that stupid you advertise a sex toy but want to cuddle and be respected? Pick one or the other hun because i believe you lead with the brain and not the boob if you want respect....?? just sayin????
OK REALLY?? I honestly have to say that if you are not considered crazy or at least OFF THE HOOK in your family, then it's my guess we will not get a long. I AM THE FURTHEST THING FROM NORMAL YOUR MOMMA TRIED TO WARN YOU ABOUT. So please don't try to have some mid life crisis thinking your going to become self spontaneous because we all know you are incapable of breaking the normal barrier. Be who you were meant to be, and leave THE CRAZY UP TO ME AND MY KIND PLEASE...... For us, our life scares you and your life scares us, so were even.... luvs you kiss kiss...
I LOVE MY FRIENDS/FAMILY
YOU WILL READ SOME RAMBLINGS AND POSSIBLY REPEATS. THAT IS BECAUSE MY THOUGHTS GO IN ONE END, AND OUT THE OTHER. I can promise you that meeting me will be interesting, fun, and unlike anyone you have ever met in the past (so I am told). If I favorite you, that means I am interested in you but would like you to check out my profile and let me know.
I spend a lot of time wondering why when guys pose showing there abs or there truck they are considered douche bags, but when women do they are consid
To me, it does not matter where we go, or what we do. WE can make any situation fun no matter how bad things get. It's not the destination more so then the trip getting there and the company you are with. My life is backwards and literally forced into spontaneity. If I attempt to plan anything more then a few days in advance, it will fail hands down. If I wing it and fly by the seat of my pants, it will turn into an epic time. I'm not the type of guy who looses his cool when things turn sour, in fact just the opposite. I am comfortable with saying I am above avg. in intelligence, but still have a lot to learn. I have a gift of seeing the whole picture when it comes to things, especially life and how it comes together. I am quick to recognize the benefit of even bad things and find the silver lining. If you lie, cheat, steal, or do anything against basic moral codes then I ask you find someone else. Otherwise you would eventually get sick of me telling you to get over your past. I can't stand whiners and will very quickly tell one to shut the hell up before I employ duct tape. Don't get me wrong, venting is ok, whining is not.
Most people would be scared out of there wits in my shoes right now. In a few days I get the chance to point at a map and go, knowing that I will make it. My job, my world allows me the freedom to go and do whatever I chose in life. I chose to pay forward, what did you chose?