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Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Glendale, Arizona
42 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Other
Caucasian Aries with Blond(e)
powerzap is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Free Thinker

2/12 I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE WON'T GO SHOPPING WITH ME???? my friend like the convenient purse holder

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Steve
So when I see a profile that just has "ASK ME" in the details section all i see is "I HAVE A SET OF B00BS FOR RENT AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY" To me I would rather play Russian roulette (much better odds of living). If you don't put any effort into your profile, how much are you going to put into a relationship? I think I finally found a complaint that no one can truly try to check me on? You should have seen all the women who tried to get me to break my "NO SEX ON FIRST DATE RULE" thinking it was actually a hidden challenge (had to delete that one fast)???? Oh if every one of your pictures is a pose, or glamor shot, then i'm sure your shopping more so then looking for love.
Truck-CHECK Camper shell-CHECK Drivers license-CHECK Camping gear-CHECK Person to go camping with.......-WAIT FOR IT?????
Well I bit the bullet and became legal to drive my truck again. The uncle had a mild stroke, so it was time. Yes it was a DUI (associated with my accident 2 years ago). No I was not like everyone else in the fact no license means your broke (don't be shallow people). Thank you to all the awesome people who were willing to come PICK ME UP FOR A DATE. To be honest i met a ton of awesome people in the last 2 years. I won't be drinking by choice the next six months by choice but don't mind if you do. It does not bother me a bit.
EVERYDAY IS A FUN DAY...... Ok so since I wear my cowboy boots almost all the time, I stand 6-5 (6-3 flat footed). So yes I am very tall. I am self sufficient financially, and emotionally. I want to be with someone, I don't need to be with somebody. My heart and morals guide my life more so then my ego and needs unlike most other men. I'm extremely sexual, but it does not control my actions one bit. If I compliment or give you advice, it comes from the heart, not a need nor want. I may act like a jackarse, but I am truly a gentleman at heart. At worse you made a damn good and helpful friend for life. I am a very handy person to know no matter what. I also won't ever send you a dic pic, nor have I ever?? That one still confuses me that there are that many insecure men out there seeking redemption?

So I just got out of the hospital after 5 days of hell getting my gall bladder removed. Because of my stubborn dumb a*** it almost killed me waiting 9 months to get it removed. I almost killed my liver come to find out thinking natural ways could cure me??? I hated doctors till last week. So I have a whole new view on life now.
Ok my new profile pic has an awesome story behind it. While promoting the 9th annual salon 7 white party at in Reno last year (GLBT AWARENESS PARTY) I decided to get up on stage and do some dirty dancing with the host Ginger, while performing my never attempted signature dance moves I blew the a*** out of those apple bottom jeans that were loaned to me that night (going commando to boot) So as I did the walk of shame towards the front door clutching my butt I stepped outside the giant glass doors and wall and announced "ARSE UNDER GLASS MUTHER FLUNKERS" needless to say that was a fun night. The man on the far right is a close friend who has helped thousands of people in his lifetime and far from done. If anything I just wrote bothers or embarrasses you then I totally understand. I'm strait but very secure in my sexuality. (what sucks is I was the tallest one there but got sick of the photographer asking me to scrunch down so I gave it my all )
I don't want someone who is looking to settle down and grow old, i'm looking for someone ready for there second wind and wants to LIVE LIFE. I have done a lot of things in life and with the right person by my side the sky is the limit. I'm not held down with my life and can work from anywhere in the world and do just fine. Please don't be looking for the weekend pick me up, so many people could never handle a really truly exciting fun filled life. So if you are not this person by experience and trial and error, just say hi and move a long.
ok girls you may be able to promote with your body, but I can do the same or better with my mind. Care to combine the two?
In my life I have tasted Love, deception, been cheated on, lied to, deceived, but most of all did the same things to others. What I have found is that bad responds with bad and no one wins. I can't and won't be that person no matter who does what to me. So if I find someone still stuck in that world of pain then I will slowly back away. I'm not on this planet to hurt people. I love helping people. I watch profile after profile on here. Just to see deception and lying. Every now and again I see true honestly but then see those people are just hurt by fakes!!!! I'm real to the core until you decide to play games towards me, but until then you have what you never had before. Don't blow it please, because I have no issues with walking away.
Falling in love feels great with the endorphin rush and all, but when reality sets in and the awesome sex wears off what do you have left? What i'm looking for is the long term love not the short term rush? .TREAT ME HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED and we will last a lifetime. I can be the best friend you never had or the worst enemy you never wanted? The choice is yours. I'm a man with a set of skills that not many people could understand? GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER DAMMIT (not much room with mine already there)
I'm the guy everyone remembers through there day no matter where we meet. I was the guy that made everyone in line at the DMV laugh there ass off including the employees. It comes naturally to me to brighten peoples days. Granted long term I'm sure I can wear on people, but i'm fun while it lasted?
Being lonely is ok but not loving who you are can be an issue. Find who you are before finding me please? Right off the bat the size of the person does not matter nearly as much as there acceptance to there size. I won't lie, if your not in the weight range a middle aged person should be, then we won't match. I accept a lot of things but lying to ones self is not one of them.
MAKING LOVE TO SOMEONE IS SO LOST IN LIFE THESE DAYS. Most people believe in fake sex. No offense I can get sex anywhere, but I can only make love to the right person. I love the show "naked and afraid" because it shows the true nature of human beings. It proves that women are stronger then men. With that It also shows me how important it is to have a strong female in your life. I am seeking that female and in exchange I will give her the world. I AM PROUD TO SAY, THAT FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CREATE A PEACEFUL EXISTENCE. I found being angry is a waste of time and forgiveness is the key to happiness (my own happiness not theirs). My last relationship (ended 2 months ago and lasted 4 months) was picture perfect, until you factored in the non e mediate (brothers and sisters ) family...... LOL really? no pro

First Date
To me, it does not matter where we go, or what we do. WE can make any situation fun no matter how bad things get. It's not the destination more so then the trip getting there and the company you are with. My life is backwards and literally forced into spontaneity. If I attempt to plan anything more then a few days in advance, it will fail hands down. If I wing it and fly by the seat of my pants, it will turn into an epic time. I'm not the type of guy who looses his cool when things turn sour, in fact just the opposite. I am comfortable with saying I am above avg. in intelligence, but still have a lot to learn. I have a gift of seeing the whole picture when it comes to things, especially life and how it comes together. I am quick to recognize the benefit of even bad things and find the silver lining. If you lie, cheat, steal, or do anything against basic moral codes then I ask you find someone else. Otherwise you would eventually get sick of me telling you to get over your past. I can't stand whiners and will very quickly tell one to shut the hell up before I employ duct tape. Don't get me wrong, venting is ok, whining is not.
Most people would be scared out of there wits in my shoes right now. In a few days I get the chance to point at a map and go, knowing that I will make it. My job, my world allows me the freedom to go and do whatever I chose in life. I chose to pay forward, what did you chose?

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