In my life I have tasted Love, deception, been cheated on, lied to, deceived, but most of all did the same things to others. What I have found is that bad responds with bad and no one wins. I can't and won't be that person no matter who does what to me. So if I find someone still stuck in that world of pain then I will slowly back away. I'm not on this planet to hurt people. I love helping people.
the movie 50 first dates to me was the most romantic movie ever. If more people treated every date like a first date then life would really work. I would love the opportunity to do what Adam Sandler did in that movie. I am all about making things right in life. . KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID IS MY MOTTO. Before I worked my ass off 7 days a week up to 20 hours per day. Now I work like 8 hours per week and make more then most do in a week, tax free. LEAVES ME WITH WAY TOO MUCH IDLE TIME. I also refuse to do anything that involves hurting people or breaking the law. Bad karma sucks and in my eyes there is no way to justify those type of actions. I want to find a woman who decides to have sex when she want's to, not when she needs to. There will never be pressure from me at all I won't even plant the first kiss. I'm just sick of women who think they can use sex to get or keep a man. You just ruined all the beauty of making love to a woman or even having an all out OH HELL YEAH when you need it. This is not a job it's a life, so quit clocking in and out of reality please. The second I feel your intentions are tainted, is the moment it's over.
What i seek is a woman that can be my friend that accepts me for who I am without trying to change me. Please be somewhat secure within yourself and slightly twisted when it comes to humor. If you embarrass easily in public and it bothers you (some people need to keep an appearance) then don't bother. What I offer in return is the same plus a lot more. I'm not after a hook up, i can get those any time I want to. I want to find a woman to spend the rest of my days harassing others with. Just think in the retirement home we all can play strip poker. I may be wacky, but i'm a true romantic at heart. I have more common sense then the avg person and i'm not afraid to use it.
YOU KNOW THE BEAUTY ABOUT STRENGTH? IS IT TAKES THE HELP OF THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU TO MAKE IT A REALITY. DON'T EVER SELL YOUR FRIENDS SHORT. I AM A PERSON WHO WILL SHOVE THE TRUTH DOWN YOUR THROAT THE SECOND I SEE YOU SIDE STEPPING IT. No one gained much from lying to them self or other people. If they did it was short lived and his girlfriend slept with his father shortly after. Keep it real or go away
YES I READ YOUR PROFILE. I will also understand most words you said and also most words you did not say. I love a woman with a strong mind and will encourage her to think no matter what. This will be the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Then I will find something that more then likely annoys you. At that point i'm sure you can figure out my next move (hopefully it's not dic pics because then I have some explaining to do?) Sarcasm is a primary language in my country, it's just sad we both live in the same country but your dumb ass chose English. I think I just won. I will admit this, my last relationship that ended almost 4 months ago was the closest I ever came to a perfect relationship. We never fought and it only truly ended because I got stupid one night thinking I was defending her to her family and said the wrong things against her better wishes. Looking back I know my mistakes and also know there is no looking back. It also was the first relationship ever to end without an argument. Don't worry there won't be regrets or wanting to get back together. We have both moved on. I just felt it was important to point out the fact I can still lose a women without an argument. LOL I bet my mail box will be full tomorrow? LOL Or not
This is not a game to me. I want to find the woman to spend the rest of my life with. I understand I will go through hell to find her (and she is well worth it). None of that bothers me in the least bit. I know every mistake I mafe was a learning experience so they became friends?? A friend is someone who helps you out in life to get where you need to be. So all my exes are my friends in my eyes??
THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL AWESOME AND NOT ANGRY IN LIFE ARE- WHEN A GOOD FRIEND STICKS UP FOR ME WHEN SOME LAME TALKS sh*tABOUT ME. WHEN A GIRL I'M DATING TURNS DOWN A LAME THAT IS HITTING ON HER BECAUSE SHE IS WITH ME. WHEN I SEE ANYONE HELPING SOMEONE THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL HELP, WITHOUT EVER ASKING FOR THANKS. I'M SO PROUD OF THE FRIENDS I LOVE NOW AND ESPECIALLY FOR THE FAMILY I TRULY LOVE.
Falling in love feels great with the endorphin rush and all, but when reality sets in and the awesome sex wears off what do you have left? What i'm looking for is the long term love not the short term rush?
TREAT ME HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED and we will last a lifetime. I can be the best friend you never had or the worst enemy you never wanted? The choice is yours. I'm a man with a set of skills that not many people could understand? GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER DAMMIT (not much room with mine already there)
I'm the guy everyone remembers through there day no matter where we meet. I was the guy that made everyone in line at the DMV laugh there ass off including the employees. It comes naturally to me to brighten peoples days. Granted long term I'm sure I can wear on people, but i'm fun while it lasted?
DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHICKEN? YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS AFRAID TO LIVE A LITTLE? FYI I LOVE WHO I AM AND MY LIFE, I WOULD LIKE THE SAME IN RETURN. Being lonely is ok but not loving who you are can be an issue. Find who you are before finding me please? Right off the bat the size of the person does not matter nearly as much as there acceptance to there size. I won't lie, if your not in the weight range a middle aged person should be, then we won't match. I accept a lot of things but lying to ones self is not one of them.
Ok this is a safe place to put that I have not driven since my accident a year ago, so if this is an issue I understand?
MAKING LOVE TO SOMEONE IS SO LOST IN LIFE THESE DAYS. Most people believe in fake sex. No offense I can get sex anywhere, but I can only make love to the right person. I love the show "naked and afraid" because it shows the true nature of human beings. It proves that women are stronger then men. With that It also shows me how important it is to have a strong female in your life. I am seeking that female and in exchange I will give her the world. I AM PROUD TO SAY, THAT FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CREATE A PEACEFUL EXISTENCE. I found being angry is a waste of time and forgiveness is the key to happiness (my own happiness not theirs). My last relationshi
To me, it does not matter where we go, or what we do. WE can make any situation fun no matter how bad things get. It's not the destination more so then the trip getting there and the company you are with. My life is backwards and literally forced into spontaneity. If I attempt to plan anything more then a few days in advance, it will fail hands down. If I wing it and fly by the seat of my pants, it will turn into an epic time. I'm not the type of guy who looses his cool when things turn sour, in fact just the opposite. I am comfortable with saying I am above avg. in intelligence, but still have a lot to learn. I have a gift of seeing the whole picture when it comes to things, especially life and how it comes together. I am quick to recognize the benefit of even bad things and find the silver lining. If you lie, cheat, steal, or do anything against basic moral codes then I ask you find someone else. Otherwise you would eventually get sick of me telling you to get over your past. I can't stand whiners and will very quickly tell one to shut the hell up before I employ duct tape. Don't get me wrong, venting is ok, whining is not.
Most people would be scared out of there wits in my shoes right now. In a few days I get the chance to point at a map and go, knowing that I will make it. My job, my world allows me the freedom to go and do whatever I chose in life. I chose to pay forward, what did you chose?