Hello. I am Interested in laughing, things that make me laugh, laughing at people, yelling at people in the t.v. and helping old ladies shoot tight double-taps with the speed of tom cruise in Collateral. Just kidding (well, kinda.. I am a really good teacher!)Please be yourself, and I shall be myself and maybe ourselves can get to .... ahhhh, this joke is making me sleeeeepy.... If you, for some reason are interested in quirky, hilarious, intelligent, sexy-in-a-slightly-nerdy-kinda-way Manly Men, then here I am!!!!! If not? Well i'm sure there's some half-nekkid-ass-dude whose profile pic you should click on. I never, NEVER hate on the next, but, when was the last time you had a deeply moving and perspective-shifting conversation with a great pair of abs? Really? That many times for you? You naughty, naughty, tummy-lover, you!!!! Anyhow, i'm looking for friends and UNCOMMON people. All are invited to say Hi!!!! Be well, everyone!!!! This life is TOO short and (until I single-handedly invent Time Travel) we've only got this ONE shot!!!!! Get out there, be BOLD, be a Handful, Remain Untamed and, for Christ's sake -- hug more than your toilet this weekend!!!!!!!!!
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Whatever you'd like. Except for ice-skating...... Long Story..........