MrBrightSyde: LifeGaveLemons/iMadeLemonDropsBiotch(noNotYou)
Occasional smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
San ramon, California
39 year old Man, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Black Virgo with Black hair
MrBrightSyde wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
Second Language Other  

About Me
Hello. I am Interested in laughing, things that make me laugh, laughing at people, yelling at people in the t.v. and helping old ladies shoot tight double-taps with the speed of tom cruise in Collateral. Just kidding (well, kinda.. I am a really good teacher!)Please be yourself, and I shall be myself and maybe ourselves can get to .... ahhhh, this joke is making me sleeeeepy.... If you, for some reason are interested in quirky, hilarious, intelligent, sexy-in-a-slightly-nerdy-kinda-way Manly Men, then here I am!!!!! If not? Well i'm sure there's some half-nekkid-ass-dude whose profile pic you should click on. I never, NEVER hate on the next, but, when was the last time you had a deeply moving and perspective-shifting conversation with a great pair of abs? Really? That many times for you? You naughty, naughty, tummy-lover, you!!!! Anyhow, i'm looking for friends and UNCOMMON people. All are invited to say Hi!!!! Be well, everyone!!!! This life is TOO short and (until I single-handedly invent Time Travel) we've only got this ONE shot!!!!! Get out there, be BOLD, be a Handful, Remain Untamed and, for Christ's sake -- hug more than your toilet this weekend!!!!!!!!!

***This message is endorsed by a guy that has a cousin that looks like The President from a distance during a snowstorm***

First Date
Whatever you'd like. Except for ice-skating...... Long Story..........