Let's try this my way. I can be whatever you want Me to be I'm the master of manipulation and can talk a turtle out it's shell. Still believe this about Me bull shyt cause I can type as much as I they let Me fit. I do nothing except everything I want to nothing more nothing less I see no time eliminates a lot more stress don't hate it just love it my worlds the best. 1+1= Me and you let's create an algebraic expression and complicate things cause that's what couples do.I say **** math let's try reading cause that's what I'll do to you. First I'll judge you by your cover to see if your worth opening up to discover. Just so you don't waste your time lying I know you crazy and if you willing to **** you must want my baby. Oh Was that offensive? Shoulda worn a condom and been more defensive. If you can't make money well, you're too expensive. If you looking for whatever you might see inside Me with no predicted ideas definitely no expectations then come play with Me why you hesitating. I said I'm free I don't conform and no man will ever tame Me my mind can't be broken and I'm so much smarter cause my mouth stays closed like I'm drowning under water. I don't know anything but your body will tell Me what it is you desire so dnt try to put up defences cause I'll burn em down like I'm fire best believe I'm ride or die everythings down to the wire it's time to interview my new hire I'm like your future boss dnt lie on this application or you will get fired. Oh yeah one last thing to mention every move I make is like an adult entertainment audition I bring my best cause I love this sh*tI'll let these dots be where you make up the rest.....
My about me section was intended to sound awful and slightly offensive. People often lie (with the best of intensions) when filling out that box, and in my opinion, type whatever it is they think will sound appealing to the reader, rather than not worrying about who's reading it or what the reader thinks, and just putting something true to themselves. I wanted mine to be different and unlike no other as that's how i view myself; different and unlike no other. I feel like someone personally taking time to learn about who i am, can then do a much better job of filling out my about me section for themselves. That then leaves nothing omitted, sugar coated, or left to question. Instead, a perfect perception about me, whether its positive or not, made by you. The one who obviously wanted to know "about me" hence, the reason you read it. That being said i encourage you to go beyond passing judgment on (not just mine, but others as well) what you think about a person after reading these sections and give people the opportunity to show you about themselves, which in turn will allow them to do the same for you. We are so much more than what can be observed on a profile. Those of you who actually take this advice will, and i promise you this, develop much more potential for aquiring great friendships, as well as, a possibility of meeting what just may turn out to be the most beautiful, romantic, passionate, breath taking, amazing love of your life.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Just whatever the moment calls for that feels comfortable to the both of you.