Age: 47
Hang out
LastGoodManOnEarth: No Fixing Required
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Hazel park, Michigan
48 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious
Black Capricorn with No hair
LastGoodManOnEarth Actively seeking a relationship
Associates degree
Program Coordinator

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious

FamilyKaraokeWeb feet
Hairy molesHunchbacksRed
Master bug slayerTwerking in a snow storm

About Me
I guess if I have to tell you that I’m not full of sh*t, then by definition, I must be full of sh*t. You’ll just have to find out for yourself . . .

Not much to say since most people don’t read past the body type description. I’ll keep it brief. I’m very unique: anti-thug and non-douchey. Yes, I'm kinda short, so don't bother contacting me just to tell me that. At my age, I've long given up any hope in growing any taller. I’m 5’-6 1/2", bald (by choice), brown eyes. I'll try almost anything once, but I have to draw the line with activities that involve the police or plummeting to my death. I work and go to school and will soon have my Associate’s in Digital Media Design. Not a player or cheater. I’m honest, caring, respectful and chivalrous . . . bet you didn’t expect to see that word! I maintain a moral compass which always points due north. I have 2 boys, 18 and 20 and a granddaughter. If you have kids, it's ok. My love for karaoke means a love of all kinds of music. I was in a band for a short time until the drummer "F'd"-off with all the band's savings. If you made it this far, there will be some humor to follow.
Live long and prosper.

Circle your preferred comment:

Hey, that's a really nice . . . Gun / Fish / Football Jersey / Smile

There's nothing wrong with traditional gender roles and there's nothing wrong with switching when you need to. A woman doesn't have to love every sport known to man, you don't have to kill animals, i.e. hunt and fish, and you don't have to shoot a gun - especially not one pointed at me. Two people who connect can always find something they both like to do. The important thing is being together, not catching the biggest fish - POF excluded.

I only have 2 requests:

1. Please don’t ask me to drive you around while you’re concealing a knife and muttering “I gotta go cut a b*tch”.

2. Please don’t ask if you can smoke crack in my car.

. . . and remember:

A THUG will not leave work early because he can’t wait to see you.
Chances are: A THUG won’t have a job in the first place.

Do's: Communication, Monogamy, Respect, Honesty, Chivalry . . yes, I do open doors.

Don't's: Yelling, Name Calling, Confrontation, Lying, Cheating, Abusive Behavior, serial dating.

RACE IS NOT AN ISSUE. Tattoos and body piercings are a plus. Must practice transcendental meditation. Must believe in UFOs, werewolves and other strange phenomenon – sparkly vampires excluded. Prepare for the impending Zombie Apocalypse. You should have a decent photo - not all blurry like Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot sightings. Just joking . . . really. I'm looking for a woman who is intelligent, committed, hard-working and trustworthy. I'm looking for someone who enjoys the same things as I do or is willing to try new things. Maybe even show me something new. Chemistry is important, so I tend to look at the whole package. It helps to be non-judgmental. Accept me for who I am and I will do the same for you.

First Date
If you made it this far, you deserve a home cooked meal that I will cook for you . . . but not on the first date, that might be creepy.