I guess if I have to tell you that I’m not full of sh*t, then by definition, I must be full of sh*t. You’ll just have to find out for yourself . . .
Not much to say since most people don’t read past the body type description. I’ll keep it brief. I’m very unique: anti-thug and non-douchey. Yes, I'm kinda short, so a shorter woman would be right on point. I’m 5’-6 1/2", bald (by choice), brown eyes. I'll try almost anything once, but I have to draw the line with activities that involve the police or plummeting to my death. I work and go to school and will soon have my Associate’s in Digital Media Design. Not a player or cheater. I’m honest, caring, respectful and chivalrous . . . bet you didn’t expect to see that word! I maintain a moral compass which always points due north. I have 2 boys, 18 and 20 and a granddaughter. If you have kids, it's ok. My love for karaoke means a love of all kinds of music. If you made it this far, there will be some humor to follow.
Live long and prosper.
Circle your preferred comment:
Hey, that's a really nice . . . Gun / Fish / Football Jersey / Smile
There's nothing wrong with traditional gender roles and there's nothing wrong with switching when you need to. A woman doesn't have to love every sport known to man, you don't have to kill animals, i.e. hunt and fish, and you don't have to shoot a gun - especially not one pointed at me. Two people who connect can always find something they both like to do. The important thing is being together, not catching the biggest fish - POF excluded.
I only have 2 requests:
1. Please don’t ask me to drive you around while you’re concealing a knife and muttering “I gotta go cut a b*tch”.
2. Please don’t ask if you can smoke crack in my car.
. . . and remember:
A THUG will not leave work early because he can’t wait to see you.
Chances are: A THUG won’t have a job in the first place.
Do's: Communication, Monogamy, Respect, Honesty, Chivalry . . yes, I do open doors.
Don't's: Yelling, Name Calling, Confrontation, Lying, Cheating, Abusive Behavior.
RACE IS NOT AN ISSUE. Tattoos and body piercings are a plus. Must practice transcendental meditation. Must believe in UFOs, werewolves and other strange phenomenon – sparkly vampires excluded. Prepare for the impending Zombie Apocalypse. You should have a decent photo - not all blurry like Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot sightings. Just joking . . . really. I'm looking for a woman who is intelligent, committed, hard-working and trustworthy. I'm looking for someone who enjoys the same things as I do or is willing to try new things. Maybe even show me something new. Chemistry is important, so I tend to look at the whole package. It helps to be non-judgmental. Accept me for who I am and I will do the same for you.
If you made it this far, you deserve a home cooked meal that I will cook for you . . . but not on the first date, that might be creepy.