I guess if I have to tell you that I’m not full of sh*t, then by definition, I must be full of sh*t. You’ll just have to find out for yourself . . .
Not much to say since most people don’t read past the body type description. I’ll keep it brief. I’m very unique: anti-thug and non-douchey. Yes, I'm kinda short, so a shorter woman would be right on point. I’m 5’-6 1/2", bald (by choice), brown eyes. I'll try almost anything once, but I have to draw the line with activities that involve the police or plummeting to my death. I work and go to school and will soon have my Associate’s in Digital Media Design. Not a player or cheater. I’m honest, caring, respectful and chivalrous . . . bet you didn’t expect to see that word! I have 2 boys, 17 and 19. If you made it this far, there will be some humor to follow.
Live long and prosper.
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Hey, that's a really nice . . . Gun / Fish / Football Jersey
A woman should be a woman. Femininity goes a long way. You don't have to love every sport known to man, you don't have to kill animals, i.e. hunt and fish, and you don't have to shoot a gun - especially not to be aimed at me. If you like all that stuff, much praise and more power to you, but two people who connect can always find something that they both like to do. The important thing is being together, not catching the biggest fish.
I only have 2 requests:
1. Please don’t ask me to drive you around while you’re concealing a knife and muttering “I gotta go cut a b*tch”.
2. Please don’t ask if you can smoke crack in my car.
. . . and remember:
A THUG will not leave work early because he can’t wait to see you.
Chances are: A THUG won’t have a job in the first place.
RACE IS NOT AN ISSUE. Tattoos and body piercings are a plus. Must practice transcendental meditation. Must believe in UFOs, werewolves and other strange phenomenon – sparkly vampires excluded. Just joking . . . really. I'm looking for a woman who is intelligent, committed, hard-working and trustworthy. I'm looking for someone who enjoys the same things as I do or is willing to try new things. Maybe even show me something new. Chemistry is important, so I tend to look at the whole package. It helps to be non-judgmental. Accept me for who I am and I will do the same for you.