I am amazing and you should message me. If you are normal. I'm just a nice girl, looking for a nice guy.
Hopeless romantic is a contradiction in terms. Let's just be hopeful. And romantic.
If you have dancing banana emoticons all over your profile you are not the guy for me.
My profile name has nothing to do with the band Phish, I am apparently just really bad at dating site monikers.
If you have misplaced your sense of humor or your sarcasm meter is broken we probably won't get along.
If you are a serial dater and/or are not truly available you are not the guy for me. As entertaining as it can be sometimes, I truly am seeking more than a chat buddy or an imaginary text boyfriend. My goal is real life companionship and to get off the interwebs and out into the real world with one lone amazing person of substance.
I recently changed my body type on here from average to a few extra pounds. Yeah, I know. It is what it is. Unlike some folks I prefer not to start off as a big fat liar lips should I actually go out on a limb and meet one of you potential serial killers in person. Do I look exactly like my pics? Yes. However, I think by me putting average some of you guys are expecting a human pencil. Have always had curves, lovely ones at that, however in fairness I am here to admit on the www that said curves are more curvy of late and need attention. It's true. My lame excuse is my 80hr work week schedule of the past year has had me living at my desk and living on take out food and it caught up with me. It happens. The beautiful thing is that the effects of workaholism are reversible. Anyhoo, just want to make you judgemental judy's aware is all, as photo and profile deceit is never fun, am I right? Now I'm off to go eat some more kale. Yay me.
What I would not do: ask you for a loan, discuss my ring size, bring along a scrapbook of what our babies would look like, talk about my unicorn collection, etc.
Laid back and casual kind of deal with no pressure. Let's face it, it's really more of a meet and greet as opposed to a first date, right?